Succeed Newshape imekataliwa na insurance

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Meria

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After investigating loss trends GA insurance has blacklisted insuring the following vehicle models: Toyota Probox, Toyota Succeed, Toyota Sienta, Toyota Passo, Toyota Porte, and all Suzuki models with values below 1 million shillings
 
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Toyota Probox - Usually driven by base-level humans in terms of intellect. You can easily pick them in a crowd from their slanted foreheads, broad faces, and thick, prominent cheekbones.
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Toyota succeed - Same model as Probox but with a few extra options. Driven by the same crowd of base-level humans, the only difference being that this crowd has embraced soap and water as useful discoveries.
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Toyota Sienta - Small from the outside but big inside. This is a seven-seater that can run on a four-seater budget. Preferred by people who want to operate in public transport without buying matatus. The vehicle understands Kisii and Kikuyu perfectly well.
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Toyota Passo - A small, nifty car that does not abuse fuel. A choice for people who harbor irrational fear of fuel costs; the kind who will easily spend 2000 shillings on drinks but complain bitterly when they have to shell out 200 bob for fuel.
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Toyota Porte - A small car with one sliding door on the passenger side. Preferred by brainless slay-queens who cannot perceive the oddity and pain of spending real good money on a three-door car in this age.
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Suzuki - Bought by people running away from the above Toyota cars but who share the same attributes as the above crowds. The only differentiator is that the Suzuki people have discovered they can pay less than the Toyota people for the same vehicles but with different names.
 
upepo said:
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Toyota Probox - Usually driven by base-level humans in terms of intellect. You can easily pick them in a crowd from their slanted foreheads, broad faces, and thick, prominent cheekbones.
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Toyota succeed - Same model as Probox but with a few extra options. Driven by the same crowd of base-level humans, the only difference being that this crowd has embraced soap and water as useful discoveries.
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Toyota Sienta - Small from the outside but big inside. This is a seven-seater that can run on a four-seater budget. Preferred by people who want to operate in public transport without buying matatus. The vehicle understands Kisii and Kikuyu perfectly well.
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Toyota Passo - A small, nifty car that does not abuse fuel. A choice for people who harbor irrational fear of fuel costs; the kind who will easily spend 2000 shillings on drinks but complain bitterly when they have to shell out 200 bob for fuel.
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Toyota Porte - A small car with one sliding door on the passenger side. Preferred by brainless slay-queens who cannot perceive the oddity and pain of spending real good money on a three-door car in this age.
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Suzuki - Bought by people running away from the above Toyota cars but who share the same attributes as the above crowds. The only differentiator is that the Suzuki people have discovered they can pay less than the Toyota people for the same vehicles but with different names.
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Mbona no watu wa Succeed na prombox wametusiwa peke yao?
Base level humans!
Eti nimegundua sabuni juzi.
Tusiwai kutana mdau
 
I know a billionaire (real one) whose car of choice is a Succeed. His Prado and Vigo are only for special occasions and mainly used by his wife
 
upepo said:
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Toyota Probox - Usually driven by base-level humans in terms of intellect. You can easily pick them in a crowd from their slanted foreheads, broad faces, and thick, prominent cheekbones.
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Toyota succeed - Same model as Probox but with a few extra options. Driven by the same crowd of base-level humans, the only difference being that this crowd has embraced soap and water as useful discoveries.
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Toyota Sienta - Small from the outside but big inside. This is a seven-seater that can run on a four-seater budget. Preferred by people who want to operate in public transport without buying matatus. The vehicle understands Kisii and Kikuyu perfectly well.
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Toyota Passo - A small, nifty car that does not abuse fuel. A choice for people who harbor irrational fear of fuel costs; the kind who will easily spend 2000 shillings on drinks but complain bitterly when they have to shell out 200 bob for fuel.
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Toyota Porte - A small car with one sliding door on the passenger side. Preferred by brainless slay-queens who cannot perceive the oddity and pain of spending real good money on a three-door car in this age.
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Suzuki - Bought by people running away from the above Toyota cars but who share the same attributes as the above crowds. The only differentiator is that the Suzuki people have discovered they can pay less than the Toyota people for the same vehicles but with different names.
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Hiyo ni matusi bila chuki 😂😂😂
 
Its that season ya insurance kucheza kama wao ,but the big question is ata wakiban the owners will move to another model so it doesn't solve anything.
The insurance fellows are just lazy and full of greed ,instead the should encourage their clients to install gps trackers and dash cams with embedded GPS .That way in case of an accident they get the full information without necessarily relying on police abstract which can be altered with a few shillings . Now wanahangaisha mpaka their good customers who have probox and pay premiums bila shida and have never claimed even a cent .
Fools everywhere

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