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Elder Lister
Even though our fingers are of different lengths , they all line up when you curl them in.
Bullets only do their job after they are fired.
Mosquitos use blood to make their eggs, which means you are 1/3 their father.
If earth is the third planet from the sun, doesn't that mean every country is a third world country?
Lawyers hope you get sued ,doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you are a criminal, mechanics hope your car breaks down, but only a thief wishes you prosperity.
Taxes are just yearly subscriptions to the country you live in.
Childhood is a free trial.
The number of people older than you will never increase.
Bullets only do their job after they are fired.
Mosquitos use blood to make their eggs, which means you are 1/3 their father.
If earth is the third planet from the sun, doesn't that mean every country is a third world country?
Lawyers hope you get sued ,doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you are a criminal, mechanics hope your car breaks down, but only a thief wishes you prosperity.
Taxes are just yearly subscriptions to the country you live in.
Childhood is a free trial.
The number of people older than you will never increase.
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