Shitty morning

[kijanamrefu]

Pole sana, mine is like a security feature, without this particular key you can't start my vehicleView attachment 4742

Including yourself?

 

[Sambamba]

The fruits of procrastination. Not to worry though. Maybe nature has interceded for you in a big way. Pengine saa hii ungekua mortuary kama sio hiyo kifunguo. Remember, 10 road users will not go back home today or ever. The key has freed you from today's road carnage lottery.

Wacha kujaribu ku explain vitu and connections haziko.
Funguo imevunjika sababu imevunjika. Period

 

[Aviator]

Too many poor person proverbs

Not quite.
There is some thrill in inserting a key and stepping on the clutch to engage a gear. That's what makes driving to be fun. Otherwise I can easily fall asleep on the wheel if I neither need to insert a key or engage a gear. Its like being a zombie.

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Weka super glue on both ends halafu pull once dry. Leo ni Sunday hapana pelekea introvert pesa ya chang'aa.

Ngoja kidogo... Ati @Aviator is the one who keeps @Introvert in chang'aa?
What does she get in return? From a drunk murefi?

And you, @upepo how did you know all those juicy details?

A million questions but please,answer those first.

TIA...ha!

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Not quite.
There is some thrill in inserting a key and stepping on the clutch to engage a gear. That's what makes driving to be fun. Otherwise I can easily fall asleep on the wheel if I neither need to insert a key or engage a gear. Its like being a zombie.

Wait a minute,how many times does one insert a key during a driving session?

 

[Aviator]

Wait a minute,how many times does one insert a key during a driving session?

Hio kuweka ukianza gari
Its like cumming before ferking. Sooo orgasmic.

 

[Nattydread]

Hio kuweka ukianza gari
Its like cumming before ferking. Sooo orgasmic.

Na nikisema wewe ni @Aviator bonoko unajam...