Shitty morning

[Aviator]

Journey ends before it starts.

 

[upepo]

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Journey ends before it starts.

The fruits of procrastination. Not to worry though. Maybe nature has interceded for you in a big way. Pengine saa hii ungekua mortuary kama sio hiyo kifunguo. Remember, 10 road users will not go back home today or ever. The key has freed you from today's road carnage lottery.

 

[Clemens]

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Journey ends before it starts.

I use mine ikiwa hivyo.

 

[Aviator]

The fruits of procrastination

It never showed any signs.

 

[Aviator]

I use mine ikiwa hivyo.

Unfortunately, mine isn't working.
But I have a spare, once I manage to pull the piece out of the hole.

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Unfortunately, mine isn't working.
But I have a spare, once I manage to pull the piece out of the hole.

Sasa imagiine ungekuwa umeegeza kwa mpango wa kando. It could have been worse!

 

[Mawaya]

Upgrade boss.
Nowadays most cars are keyless, doors and ignition.
Why continue living in the past?

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Upgrade boss.
Nowadays most cars are keyless, doors and ignition.
Why continue living in the past?

There's a certain joy that comes with inserting the key...like penetrating...

 

[Aviator]

Upgrade boss.
Nowadays most cars are keyless, doors and ignition.
Why continue living in the past?

Keyless and automatics are for the weak. Three pedals for the alphas.

 

[upepo]

Unfortunately, mine isn't working.
But I have a spare, once I manage to pull the piece out of the hole.

Weka super glue on both ends halafu pull once dry. Leo ni Sunday hapana pelekea introvert pesa ya chang'aa.

 

[Clemens]

Unfortunately, mine isn't working.
But I have a spare, once I manage to pull the piece out of the hole.

Pole sana, mine is like a security feature, without this particular key you can't start my vehicle

 

[Nattydread]

Unfortunately, mine isn't working.
But I have a spare, once I manage to pull the piece out of the hole.

A drop of carefully dosed superglue and a defty pull will do the trick.

 

[Nattydread]

Weka super glue on both ends halafu

NOT on both sides! Too much and all will be fixed in place.

 

[Mawaya]

While Aviator is crying about a key, huyu atalilia wapi?

Kiambu road this morning.

 

[Aviator]

While Aviator is crying about a key, huyu atalilia wapi?
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Kiambu road this morning.

This must be someone who graduated from a probox to a Range. He underestimated its power.

 

[Nattydread]

Urefi na performance automobile ni kama mafuta moto na maji. That must be in those stupid new gutters along Quickmart.

Isiwe ya mkopo. Ngai!

 

[Nattydread]

This must be someone who graduated from a probox to a Range. He underestimated its power.

Ama fombe tu. You drink from 6PM to 5AM and then try to drive the chariot home and the horses do not understand your commands.

 

[Aviator]

ya mkopo

Anyone who takes a loan to buy a car deserves such.

 

[shocks]

Keyless and automatics are for the weak. Three pedals for the alphas.

Anyone who takes a loan to buy a car deserves such.

Too many poor person proverbs

 

[Nattydread]

Anyone who takes a loan to buy a car deserves such.

Hebu imagine if the guy was DUI, and police record that. It means that ile comprehensive insurance haina maana. Notes for a vehicle worth 6M are probably upwards of 150k per month. They keep counting.