Pasaka Njema

[Meria]

Karibuni

 

[zapp_brannigan]

Hii chakula ni ya Raiya ngapi ?

 

[Ice_Cube]

hiyo kuku ya kienyeji iko sawa

 

[Mwalimu-G]

I am literally swallowing saliva...

wacha waje wakwambie umeharibu kuku kwa kuweka viazi.

 

[Meria]

Hii chakula ni ya Raiya ngapi ?

mbili
Mutheu and i
nashuku kaa nimeletewa flamingo

 

[Nastos]

I am literally swallowing saliva...

wacha waje wakwambie umeharibu kuku kwa kuweka viazi.

Heheh bafo aoemgeze 10l ya maji

 

[The.Black.Templar]

Kuku iko sawa...hawaogopi kuchoma cabin?

 

[Mwendawazimu]

Wanjala anasema kuna kuku yake imepotea.....alikucheki area ukipiga lap

 

[Cortedivoire]

Wanjala anasema kuna kuku yake imepotea.....alikucheki area ukipiga lap

Wanaiba kuku naks wanakula eldi bila effidense

 

[emali]

hahah life on the road.. hii kuku kienyeji unaanza kuipika ukiwa voi utaikulia pale mlolongo

 

[Tiger Bone]

Kienyeji plus viazi =
@Meria kweshtion , hio cabbage unaenda wapi?

 

[Meria]

hahah life on the road.. hii kuku kienyeji unaanza kuipika ukiwa voi utaikulia pale mlolongo

very few would understand

 

[zapp_brannigan]

hahah life on the road.. hii kuku kienyeji unaanza kuipika ukiwa voi utaikulia pale mlolongo

"Strong" meat

 

[emali]

I was trying to explain to someone why most truck drivers when forced to brake hard only have one hand on the steering wheel... ananiambia eti hiyo nyingine imeshikilia gear... wrong... imeshikilia masufuria na vikombe zisivunjike...

very few would understand

 

[emali]

"Strong" meat

mimi kwanza kitu mimi hipenda sana ni hiyo supu

 

[Meria]

mimi kwanza kitu mimi hipenda sana ni hiyo supu

kuna kahoteli hapo mtito chapo hua size ya pizza, first day kuingia hapo sikuanajua nikaagiza nne watu wote wakaniangalia, nilikua nafikili nikaa zile za mombasa see through size ya saucer

 

[emali]

kuna kahoteli hapo mtito chapo hua size ya pizza, first day kuingia hapo sikuanajua nikaagiza nne watu wote wakaniangalia, nilikua nafikili nikaa zile za mombasa see through size ya saucer

hahaha

 

[emali]

kuna kahoteli hapo mtito chapo hua size ya pizza, first day kuingia hapo sikuanajua nikaagiza nne watu wote wakaniangalia, nilikua nafikili nikaa zile za mombasa see through size ya saucer

every trucker I have met has some very interesting stories about how he started driving

 

[Mawaya]

Hii chakula ni ya Raiya ngapi ?

Iko na steak mrefu sana ama ni mbata?
Leo ana meria mbata.

 

[Meria]

Iko na steak mrefu sana ama ni mbata?
Leo ana meria mbata.

naona kama nimeletewa flamingo