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Last evening over some brown bottles, a man tried to explain why naturally born boys(as contrasted to those born through CS) have a closer bond with their mothers. After 53 minutes of arguing, he convinced us that a mother is the first lover. This was after detailing to us how the birth process is actually a sexual process and in some cases involves contact of genitals.
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Since the good book says that heaven is God's throne and the earth His footstool, what was God using as a footstool before He created the earth? And does that explain why God actually created the earth? And by extrapolation, could we say then that humans were created to massage God's feet as they rest on the footstool?
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How do blind people perceive colors? Are their dreams in color? If you were to explain to a blind person the colors of our flag, how would you do it? Do they have lights in their homes? Do they have fashion? And while at this, people without the sense of sight are said to be blind. Those without hearing are deaf. What about those without smell? Or taste?
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Why is it that the black sheep of the family always an older sibling than the whitest sheep? I have observed this, especially in Greek families. Worst part is that they squander their inheritance (they don't add an ounce to it), die early and then leave their brats to burden the remaining siblings. Such people should be castrated.
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Animals are beautiful people.
A shegoat died while giving birth,but the kid survived. She is in a herd of like 20 mother's with their kids, but since she's motherless, her suckling rotates across the 20 mothers. She is the healthiest of them all.
When will humans become beautiful goats?
And do you know that animals don't brush teeth, yet they never suffer dental problems or bad breath?
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Am convinced that sleep is caused by nighttime. When the sun runs out of fuel,will people ever wake up at a black dawn and sleep in the evening?
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Since the good book says that heaven is God's throne and the earth His footstool, what was God using as a footstool before He created the earth? And does that explain why God actually created the earth? And by extrapolation, could we say then that humans were created to massage God's feet as they rest on the footstool?
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How do blind people perceive colors? Are their dreams in color? If you were to explain to a blind person the colors of our flag, how would you do it? Do they have lights in their homes? Do they have fashion? And while at this, people without the sense of sight are said to be blind. Those without hearing are deaf. What about those without smell? Or taste?
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Why is it that the black sheep of the family always an older sibling than the whitest sheep? I have observed this, especially in Greek families. Worst part is that they squander their inheritance (they don't add an ounce to it), die early and then leave their brats to burden the remaining siblings. Such people should be castrated.
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Animals are beautiful people.
A shegoat died while giving birth,but the kid survived. She is in a herd of like 20 mother's with their kids, but since she's motherless, her suckling rotates across the 20 mothers. She is the healthiest of them all.
When will humans become beautiful goats?
And do you know that animals don't brush teeth, yet they never suffer dental problems or bad breath?
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Am convinced that sleep is caused by nighttime. When the sun runs out of fuel,will people ever wake up at a black dawn and sleep in the evening?
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