Ndindi Nyoro

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Okiya

Elder Lister
I give credit where it's due. Despite him constantly blaming the former regime, Ndindi Nyoro appears to be doing good things for his constituents. He's always ranked top 5 among best performing MPs year on year. His governor wa Barua pia naskia he's doing a good job but I can't vouch much for him.

I give Ndindi Nyoro a B+. Akiwacha mambo ya Uhuru this Uhuru that he gets an A-

Now let me rank Ndindi Nyoro's bosses.

Gachagua - E minus. The less said about him the better.

Ruto - D minus leaning towards E. 25% of his term gone yet our pockets are getting emptier. No sign of things getting better.

Now I rank my people:

Uhuru - A minus. Very calm and unmoved even after stealing his goats and insults from his own people. Very strategic. He's like the queen in a game of chess which hardly makes unnecessary moves but can finish off a game very fast.

Raila - C minus. Why did he sign the NADCO report if it was half bad? Should start propping up Kalonzo

Kalonzo - C minus. He's not hitting the ground. Is he waiting for 2027 to start campaigns?

Karua - B plus. Unbowed. Incorruptible. Steadfast. Straight forward. Many dis her hana kura but if this lady gets close to power, the corrupt will have to seek asylum elsewhere.

Pauline Njoroge - A plain. Beauty & brains. She's who she thinks she is. Constantly putting the government on toes on social media.

Sifuna- A minus. Most charismatic secretary general in Sub Saharan Africa. Great debater.

Wamuchomba - A minus. Truth seeker.

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A very objective piece, ijapokuwa hapo tu kwa Ceiling Inspector.
I'd also give Uhuru a C+ at best. A statesman he is but a politician he really isn't.
Also for Kalonzo who's got nothing to lose should shamelessly hit the ground running as you allude and be his own man. He should get a lot of support if for instance, he delved into the world of activism by indulging people like Okiya Omtatah (my current favourite politician) and even the now disgraced Jerotich Seii to spread his national appeal and in various demographics. Also, get disgruntled UDA members to align with him, unofficially of course such as Wamuchomba and loudmouths who attract national interest.
 
mzeiya said:
ijapokuwa hapo tu kwa Ceiling Inspector.
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Does she get more sex than the average Jane? Who is keeping the meter? Why discriminate her for satisfying what is a basic need to everyone?
Kalonzo is laid back, waiting for some manna from the sky to fall on his lap. I do not give him much chance coz I don't see him changing his modus operandi.
 
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