Michael Njogo Gitonga

[Othello]

The uhuru lookalike

ati the late mother was an AP police officer pale gatundu. Ni sawa(in lonyangapuo's voice)

 

[emali]

eti wanasema
"Haha si huyu avae suti na aite press afungue bars alafu aendelee na biz yake"

 

[Ubongo]

 

[Field Marshal]

Jamaa aende kortini aitishe DNA. There are billions to play for...

 

[Othello]

 

[Eye Candy]

Akikula tu vizuri aongeze mwili na kitambi .....we could do a swap in the state house.

 

[upepo]

This would be Uhuru uninterrupted by the Presidency. Skeptics, like me, thought it was a poor effort at photoshop.

 

[Aviator]

Jamaa aende kortini aitishe DNA. There are billions to play for...

So ataitisha nani birrions? Ngina ama mamake?

 

[Anglututu]

Akikula tu vizuri aongeze mwili na kitambi .....we could do a swap in the state house.

Saddam style

 

[Mwalimu-G]

This would be Uhuru uninterrupted by the Presidency. Skeptics, like me, thought it was a poor effort at photoshop.

Hata mimi nilifikiri ni ile michongo @Nattydread huzungusha huku.

 

[Field Marshal]

Brilliant reportage. And the guy is great!

 

[Doc oga]

Jamaa aende kortini aitishe DNA. There are billions to play for...

Sample ya Dynasty atatoa wapi?

 

[Pamba 1]

Analysts hamuoni huyu jama lazima ako 40 plus years kwani uhunye aliweka kitu akiwa underage?

 

[upepo]

Just thinking; could this curiosity change the life of some old man who could be enjoying his retirement years quietly as we speak? Supposing this man's real father is discovered to be still alive and then more complicated and interesting questions arise. I won't elaborate because I still need my balls. Fate can sometimes spin scripts that would seem grossly exaggerated even under fiction. The entire cast could still be alive and this could be fate's cruel reminder of mischief that was deemed forgotten.

 

[Nastos]

Analysts hamuoni huyu jama lazima ako 40 plus years kwani uhunye aliweka kitu akiwa underage?

Uhuru ako 58 by 18 huwes jua alikua anakula vitu, hawa rich kids hukamua walala hoi sana.

 

[Ice_Cube]

guys are trying to push the narrative that Gathecha senior alirusha mkuki kwa giza kabla akufe

 

[Cortedivoire]

Kumbe jomo alicheza away

 

[Stevoste]

naona ni kama kuna kitu hatuelezewi fiti ama

 

[upepo]

guys are trying to push the narrative that Gathecha senior alirusha mkuki kwa giza kabla akufe

Maybe we should not limit our imagination to just one plane. There is also the possibility that some clueless senior citizen is responsible for two unacknowledged accidents.

 

[Mwalimu-G]

ati the late mother was an AP pale gatundu.

huyu jama lazima ako 40 plus years

Historical fact - the first female AP officer was recruited in 1987 - 33 years ago.