Kulala kwa Jam

[Budspencer]

Wadau we've been on standstill the last three hours hapa Lari market. Imagine the freakin overlapping caused by two accidents! The last thing you should lose is hope but hapa tumekubali kulala.

 

[shocks]

hehehehe, pole baba. Nililala hapa dagoretti corner in 2015 ile siku south sea flooded. I could see my house lakini utaachia nani gari. Second time was when maai mahiu flooded, left Litein at 3pm nikafika kwa nyumba 3a.m.

 

[Mwalimu-G]

 

[Budspencer]

We were in a sort of agricultural tour hapo delamere. Tumeona nyanya, mboga na doper.

 

[Mwalimu-G]

doper.

Wanauzaje doper na nina haja na mbili za christmas?

 

[Magreb]

Shida huwa bonobos who in their wisdom decide to overlap on a one way road. Sijui huwa wanafikiria traffic from the opposite side itapita aje. If I were a traffic cop, nikikupata unaoverlap hivo tunakaa na wewe mpaka jam iishe.

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

I noted that the traffic on Waiyaki heading out town yesterday morning and Friday evening
was a lot. This is the result on Naivasha road as nigas rush back to the concrete jungle...

 

[Ngimanene na Muchere]

Wadau we've been on standstill the last three hours hapa Lari market. Imagine the freakin overlapping caused by two accidents! The last thing you should lose is hope but hapa tumekubali kulala.

My Buddy Spencer, hope umefika nyumbani otherwise baridi ya Limuru kwa gari haitakuja kucheza

 

[Budspencer]

Wanauzaje doper na nina haja na mbili za christmas?

Kula maasai sheep, hii fuga.

 

[Budspencer]

My Buddy Spencer, hope umefika nyumbani otherwise baridi ya Limuru kwa gari haitakuja kucheza

Conglomerate ingia SH ongelesha MLK ajenge autobahn to Malaba border. The current infrastructure is growing thinner by the day.

 

[JazzMan]

Shida huwa bonobos who in their wisdom decide to overlap on a one way road. Sijui huwa wanafikiria traffic from the opposite side itapita aje. If I were a traffic cop, nikikupata unaoverlap hivo tunakaa na wewe mpaka jam iishe.

If we were a serious country, the traffic fines overlappers wangelikuwa wanalipa, hakungekuwa na haja ya kuweka ushuru kwa mkate...

Lakini Ndii Maina angenona zaidi...

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Conglomerate ingia SH ongelesha MLK ajenge autobahn to Malaba border. The current infrastructure is growing thinner by the day.

Yomune...ulifika home?

 

[Ngimanene na Muchere]

Conglomerate ingia SH ongelesha MLK ajenge autobahn to Malaba border. The current infrastructure is growing thinner by the day.

Wacha I lend gavament 600mbirrions wajenge barabara, bora msipige kelele

 

[Budspencer]

Yomune...ulifika home?

2am. Uzuri there were no road blocks on the main highways within the metropolitan.

 

[Luther12]

Shida huwa bonobos who in their wisdom decide to overlap on a one way road. Sijui huwa wanafikiria traffic from the opposite side itapita aje. If I were a traffic cop, nikikupata unaoverlap hivo tunakaa na wewe mpaka jam iishe.

Policing stupidity ni ngumu.
Sth similar happened around Makuyu area some time in Feb. Cops gave up and left. Jam ilifunguka kitu 8hrs later after watu walijipanga wenyewe.

 

[Budspencer]

Sth similar happened around Makuyu area some time in Feb. Cops gave up and left. Jam ilifunguka kitu 8hrs later after watu walijipanga wenyewe.

I like this. Police should never attempt to interfere with stupidity. I pitied them traffic cops jana. Walinyeshewa for hours trying kusaidia watu hawasaidiki. When jams caused by overlappers get decongested, it somehow justifies their actions. Inafaa watu walale wiki kwa jam.

 

[Mr Black]

Shida huwa bonobos who in their wisdom decide to overlap on a one way road. Sijui huwa wanafikiria traffic from the opposite side itapita aje. If I were a traffic cop, nikikupata unaoverlap hivo tunakaa na wewe mpaka jam iishe.

Hapo instant fines would work like a charm, ukitaka kuweza watu make it costly and swift. It works for Chamas.

 

[Budspencer]

Hapo instant fines would work like a charm, ukitaka kuweza watu make it costly and swift. It works for Chamas.

Or traffic cops be given special rungus za kupasua windscreens. They just wait until kumeshikana then when everyone is completely demobilised waanze kugonga zote ziko wrong lane. Remember when akina @Meria attempted to block roads using turelas during a protest? Cops walianza kung'oa number plates wakafungua faster faster.

 

[Magreb]

Policing stupidity ni ngumu.
Sth similar happened around Makuyu area some time in Feb. Cops gave up and left. Jam ilifunguka kitu 8hrs later after watu walijipanga wenyewe.

It is really easy. Go for their pockets as well as the inconvenience of waiting in line. Make the pocket suffer and it will signal the brain to work.

 

[Magreb]

Or traffic cops be given special rungus za kupasua windscreens. They just wait until kumeshikana then when everyone is completely demobilised waanze kugonga zote ziko wrong lane. Remember when akina @Meria attempted to block roads using turelas during a protest? Cops walianza kung'oa number plates wakafungua faster faster.

Is it true kales hawananga akili?