Kisauni robbers...

[Mwalimu-G]

...are now using taser guns to rob their victims. They taser you before relieving you of valuables, per NTV Habari.
NTV has found the guns being sold in a local shop for a paltry 1200/-

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

@Meria uko? You a victim?

 

[Ice_Cube]

hiyo ikipigwa senators si next ni heart attack mara moja

 

[Eye Candy]

hiyo ikipigwa senators si next ni heart attack mara moja

Why have you thought of senators??

 

[Ice_Cube]

Why have you thought of senators??

Chancellor wa TukTukstan hapo juu is worried Meria Magdalene amekipata kule kisauni akizunguka na ile robe yake fake ya kiislamu

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Chancellor wa TukTukstan hapo juu is worried Meria Magdalene amekipata kule kisauni akizunguka na ile robe yake fake ya kiislamu

I have to be. Tuktuk work takes me there. I do not want to get robbed of my tuktuk(s)

 

[Eye Candy]

I have to be. Tuktuk work takes me there. I do not want to get robbed of my tuktuk(s)

Tuktuk kanaekewa mawe hapo mbele inaanguka......unabebwa pamoja nayo

 

[Ice_Cube]

Tuktuk kanaekewa mawe hapo mbele inaanguka......unabebwa pamoja nayo

ama kanangojewa kwa kona kanashikwa na hii dereva atatolewa ndani mbele

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Tuktuk kanaekewa mawe hapo mbele inaanguka......unabebwa pamoja nayo

ama kanangojewa kwa kona kanashikwa na hii dereva atatolewa ndani mbele

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Mnajua kuongea na mkileta unairobi Mombasani ni mimi tu tawabeba....you will pay double I kid you not

 

[Liberty]

Meria uko?

Bado anazunguka, ngojea atafika hapa any time....

 

[Kender9]

Oh Lawd! na vile nimeziuza ile kijiji ingine ya millennials cc. @The.Black.Templar

 

[QuadroK4000]

Mnajua kuongea na mkileta unairobi Mombasani ni mimi tu tawabeba....you will pay double I kid you not

Alafu watakuja na ile kiherehere ya Bara ya kuvaa jacket juu ya safari ya mbali alafu ukimwambia vipi Sista, twende zetu mtwapa daa anaanza kuwa confused.

 

[QuadroK4000]

Bado anazunguka, ngojea atafika hapa any time....

Pastor kwani uko na manifest ya wenye wanafika?

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Alafu watakuja na ile kiherehere ya Bara ya kuvaa jacket juu ya safari ya mbali alafu ukimwambia vipi Sista, twende zetu mtwapa daa anaanza kuwa confused.

Na kuvaa new sandals and sun hats setting themselves up as watu wa bara. Plus lots and lots of English...tunawaoneanga Miritini tunajua harufu ya kitunguu itaenea mpaka base kwa Karisa..
Like some two characters who had come to buy a second engine...if they ever tell the story,they will say t met one of the best tuktuk drivers ever in Mombasa. Kawachukua Modern Coast,kawapeleka Stadi wakapata room,mi nikapewa za macho after wamelipa hapo reception.Keshoye mimi huyo nimewapeleka raundi mwenda Majengo,Sidiriya,Guraya...then to the shop I knew someone. Wakanunua engine,kapewa zangu. Kawapeleka wakatuma engine MC. Jioni ndo mimi nimewapeleka Zeituni...kawachukulia company mpaka Mtwapa kwa DJ Johnnie Lambada,wakapewa VIP treatment.

By the time they left the following day,this niga was many sausands richer and well taken care of.

Nawahurumianga saa zingine...

 

[QuadroK4000]

Na kuvaa new sandals and sun hats setting themselves up as watu wa bara. Plus lots and lots of English...tunawaoneanga Miritini tunajua harufu ya kitunguu itaenea mpaka base kwa Karisa..
Like some two characters who had come to buy a second engine...if they ever tell the story,they will say t met one of the best tuktuk drivers ever in Mombasa. Kawachukua Modern Coast,kawapeleka Stadi wakapata room,mi nikapewa za macho after wamelipa hapo reception.Keshoye mimi huyo nimewapeleka raundi mwenda Majengo,Sidiriya,Guraya...then to the shop I knew someone. Wakanunua engine,kapewa zangu. Kawapeleka wakatuma engine MC. Jioni ndo mimi nimewapeleka Zeituni...kawachukulia company mpaka Mtwapa kwa DJ Johnnie Lambada,wakapewa VIP treatment.

By the time they left the following day,this niga was many sausands richer and well taken care of.

Nawahurumianga saa zingine...

Hehehe... Nikija ntakujulisha bro.... Salimia ule jamaa wa kanamai... Mwambie aache boomu.

 

[Cortedivoire]

Hii kitu unajipiga kwa haga kabla ucome ukiwa DF

 

[Meria]

Is me landed.
Now that kisauni secret is out gojeeni ienee all over starting with Kiambu specifically Githurai 44.5

 

[Meria]

Bado anazunguka, ngojea atafika hapa any time....

Naelekea katanga Padre.
Niombee.
Huku watu apan tambua Rona.
They've seen worse in Ebora.

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Naelekea katanga Padre.
Niombee.
Huku watu apan tambua Rona.
They've seen worse in Ebora.

He he...hiyo pickup ilitumika kama technical vita vya Katanga?

 

[Meria]

He he...hiyo pickup ilitumika kama technical vita vya Katanga?

Very possible.
Keep right huku ni balaa
You have to be 100% awake lest you forget