Jokes and funny stuff

[Penologist]

 

[Nattydread]

Here is the point where you know that Uhuru is delusional and about to pull a Nkurunziza or Mugabe move, which says 'I'm too good to retire'.

 

[Doc oga]

He simply means He and his Cronies have eaten more than His predecessors.

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Woooooiiii...my president! I cry.