Improved word meanings...

Mwalimu-G

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20 JULY 2021
Improving words (21)


Some more revised word definitions, based on what the words visibly should mean.....

Alternative: To change an indigenous person

Assurance: An insurance policy for one's posterior

Chartreuse: The act of using a map again

Chicken: Barbie's stylish companion

Converse: Poetry written by prison inmates

Cornice: Maize-flavored frozen water

Distort: To remove from the jurisdiction of civil law

Honored: The prostitute is not a communist

Hungarian: A non-trinitarian heretic with a large dong

Inferno: To deduce that the answer is negative

Insubordination: Making someone a priest aboard an undersea vessel

Melodious: As repugnant as Mr Gibson

Merchant: The mindless recital of slogans by mermaids

Needless: A female sewing implement

Observatory: To watch a British conservative

Overcast: To hire too many actors

Plumage: An era of juicy fruit

Reproof: The upper surface of a building which embodies your good name

Romantic: A twitch typical of an ancient Mediterranean civilization

Surface: A playing card that rides the waves

Untenable: Not capable of being put into quantities of almost a dozen

Winnowing: To fail to be awarded a bird's organ of locomotion
 
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Improving words (20)


Some more revised word definitions, based on what the words visibly should mean.....

Apocalypse: Darkness caused by an ape passing in front of the Sun

Appliance: An alliance of apples

Barrage: Anger in a tavern

Catastrophe: An apostrophe used by a cat

Clover: A devotee of the speed of light

Conflagration: A limited supply of banners for prison inmates

Decent: To rob someone of a penny

Depot: To take someone's marijuana away

Furrow: An argument about animal hair

Hearse: A British male posterior

Hibernate: To become Irish

Industrial: Middle Eastern currency lying in the dirt

Insisted: Theodore who is doing something improper with his sister

Laterally: A public gathering which doesn't start on time

Lavish: Similar to molten rock from a volcano

Looking: A toilet monarch

Primrose: A red, priggish flower

Ramshackle: A restraint for male sheep

Reinvest: A garment worn over the chest while driving horses

Rumpled: Guided by an ass

Succumbed: A bed in which you suck..... well, you know.

Taxonomy: An economy based on taxes

[The previous "improving words" post is here.]
 
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