D- new strategy for enforcing curfew

[Aviator]

Jana nimekua undisclosed location irrigating my throat. As usual with this joint, sales go on late into the night.
At around 10pm, a contingent of D- stormed the place and ordered everyone to vacate with immediate effect.
The manager tried pleading for a few extra minutes alipishe bills, but the cops would hear none of it.
Everyone went with their bills. Our table had a total of 5100. Fortunately, I am an honest person and I have returned this morning to pay.

Ile machos nimepata huko, I just felt for them. The lady who was serving us has told me ako na unpaid bills of kitu 23k, na hajui hao customers. Manager insists lazima walipe.

Sijui vile kutaenda

 

[Clemens]

If they had followed the law that wouldn't have happened.

 

[Othello]

Yet on the same day, politicians were all over doing their usual thing. I have no problem with curfews, lockdowns etc, but when it comes to enforcement, it's done selectively. Fuck Jubilee, Matiang'i, gathisha and whatever they stand for

 

[Ssabasajja]

Angelipisha mapema.

 

[QuadroK4000]

Angelipisha mapema.

By 8.30pm.

Anything from there cash only na hakuna cha ubeshte.

 

[Kasaman]

Mutazoea !

 

[Duke of Busia]

If they had followed the law that wouldn't have happened.

Jinga wewe we are trying to survive out here

 

[Clemens]

Jinga wewe we are trying to survive out here

They're also trying to survive too, your nosy neighbours could be the one reporting them to the county commander of failing to implement the Covid19 protocol in the area, for the sakes of their payslip they resort to such measures to deal with hardheaded operators.

 

[Fala12]

Lazima.mwenye.bar.hakuwa.ametoa.za.macho.vile.anafaa

 

[Magreb]

Hii logic ya corona kusambaa after 9pm sijui ilitoka wapi.

 

[Duke of Busia]

They're also trying to survive too, your nosy neighbours could be the one reporting them to the county commander of failing to implement the Covid19 protocol in the area, for the sakes of their payslip they resort to such measures to deal with hardheaded operators.

Senator karibu late breakfast

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Senator karibu late breakfastView attachment 31797

Kwani senator ni girlish pink in colour? No wonder umama imejaa kila pahali...

 

[Ssabasajja]

Kwani senator ni girlish pink in colour? No wonder umama imejaa kila pahali...

Kuna ile dark na hio ya pink.

 

[Duke of Busia]

Kuna ile dark na hio ya pink.

Leta huyu we initiate him

 

[Clemens]

Senator karibu late breakfastView attachment 31797

Hehehe reminds of the defunct Mwaura pub along Luthuli lane, these and Raz were my favourite starter concoction before going to drink 2 beers in uptown bars as a student. Used to cost less than 200 Bob to get drunk in both the dingy joint and the upmarket bars.

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Leta huyu we initiate him

Madam,unataka kuniambukiza umama? Not me.

 

[Duke of Busia]

Kwani senator ni girlish pink in colour? No wonder umama imejaa kila pahali...

Kweli Betas are color blind

 

[Duke of Busia]

Madam,unataka kuniambukiza umama? Not me.

Da' herro! and all other emojis

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Kweli Betas are color blind

How now? I recognized pink, the girlish colour.
For a 'so called alpha mail' to drink girlished coloured drink...ama wacha tu.

 

[Duke of Busia]

How now? I recognized pink, the girlish colour.
For a 'so called alpha mail' to drink girlished coloured drink...ama wacha tu.

Nisha ona chida iko wapi