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MbitikaZetu

MbitikaZetu

Elder Lister
Those especially women who are addicted to just going to church and not even having a solid faith in God. I know you are burning with a desire to break the government's ban on gathering. Don't try it. Even God is pissed off with your hypocrisy. Just stay at home and pray in your sitting room with your husband and kids. Make some nice pancakes. Start the worship service at 10am. Have a tea break at 11:30am. Continue up to 1pm. That's a true home based church
 
MbitikaZetu said:
Those especially women who are addicted to just going to church and not even having a solid faith in God.
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I know one who has a tailoring shop. The husband is abroad. She attends those rural churches that closely monitor their flock even after church. Even if she is seen with a strange man on the road they will question her the next Sunday (her words). Its sort of like a cult she calls it "Kanisa ya roho". But she still dishes out goods to her local OCPD. The protocols they observe when they organize a meeting are complicated. :):) She even leaves her Jalopy at home since the husband tracks it. Kunguru hafugiki for real
 
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Ice_Cube said:
I know one who has a tailoring shop. The husband is in Dubai. She attends those rural churches that closely monitor their flock even after church. Even if she is seen with a strange man on the road they will question her the next Sunday (her words). Its sort of like a cult. But she still dishes out goods to her local OCPD. The protocols they observe when they organize a meeting are complicated. :):) She even leaves her Toyota Wish at home since the husband tracks it. Kunguru hafugiki for real
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Ulijua aje anapeana slices. Kwani pia wewe unapewa
 
Capone N Noreaga (CNN) said:
Do you know 90% of worshipers go to church for different reasons? Wengine kuonesha Gari , nguo, bwana na Bibi zao, wengine kutafuta side dish, wengine wainekane wako church
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Very true. Very true. Especially for women. Kuoneshana nguo mpya, hairstyle na gari kubwa kubwa. Na Kutoa ushuhuda vile daughter alipata job Dubai which essentially is pure show off!
 
Ice_Cube said:
I know one who has a tailoring shop. The husband is in Dubai. She attends those rural churches that closely monitor their flock even after church. Even if she is seen with a strange man on the road they will question her the next Sunday (her words). Its sort of like a cult she calls it "Kanisa ya roho". But she still dishes out goods to her local OCPD. The protocols they observe when they organize a meeting are complicated. :):) She even leaves her Toyota Wish at home since the husband tracks it. Kunguru hafugiki for real
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Kunguru haifugiki. I know all the escapades of at least 70% of the 'married' women in my local church. Kanisa imekuwa kama soko.
 
Oya, chukueni moja moja tukisonga!
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