bonobo everywhere

Stupid humans.................the animal just needs a hug/some love. Notice its just hugging the leg, not biting or sctratching. Its also not showing its teeth, which is a sign of aggression. All the other dude has to do is get it a snack and the animal will let go. And the clown who startted it all has to take a chill pill..........
 
Field Marshal said:
Stupid humans.................the animal just needs a hug/some love. Notice its just hugging the leg, not biting or sctratching. Its also not showing its teeth, which is a sign of aggression. All the other dude has to do is get it a snack and the animal will let go. And the clown who startted it all has to take a chill pill..........
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And you are the quite expert on bonobos Mzee...
 
Guys from the city need to know how to live with Wild animals, case scenario here, When a hippo chase you, Dont run your ass off, just stand your ground. The hippo will stop, stare at you for 5 secs, then dash off.The same you must do when cornered by a buffallo, rhinno or an elephant.
 
Elgin said:
Guys from the city need to know how to live with Wild animals, case scenario here, When a hippo chase you, Dont run your ass off, just stand your ground. The hippo will stop, stare at you for 5 secs, then dash off.The same you must do when cornered by a buffallo, rhinno or an elephant.
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But they better not have babies in tow..................otherwise tutazika minced meat...............
 
Field Marshal said:
Stupid humans.................the animal just needs a hug/some love. Notice its just hugging the leg, not biting or sctratching. Its also not showing its teeth, which is a sign of aggression. All the other dude has to do is get it a snack and the animal will let go. And the clown who startted it all has to take a chill pill..........
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By the time he runs to get a banana the bonobo would have had its ways with that guys anus
 
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