AOB 6rd October, 2020.
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Mwalimu-G
Elder Lister
Well, I certainly wouldn't want to ride a bike that won't brake at 78. Suicidal!
Mwalimu-G
Elder Lister
Once upon a time…
October 5, 2020 by Jonco
Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.
Syd, the Dragon Slayer, obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death, should he try to touch them, but he had to try.
One day Syd revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Nathan the Erudite lawyer, the King’s chief adviser. Nathan thought about this and said that he could arrange for Syd to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 100 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Syd readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Nathan got a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen’s bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Nathan informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and Nathan advised that only the saliva of Syd would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Syd to their chambers. Nathan then slipped Sid the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Syd worked passionately on the Queen’s large and magnificent breasts. The Queen’s itching was eventually relieved, and Syd left satisfied and hailed as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Syd found Nathan demanding his payment of 100 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Syd couldn’t have cared less knowing that Nathan could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost.
The next day, Nathan slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King’s underwear. The King immediately summoned Syd.
October 5, 2020 by Jonco
Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.
Syd, the Dragon Slayer, obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death, should he try to touch them, but he had to try.
One day Syd revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Nathan the Erudite lawyer, the King’s chief adviser. Nathan thought about this and said that he could arrange for Syd to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 100 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Syd readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Nathan got a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen’s bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Nathan informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and Nathan advised that only the saliva of Syd would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Syd to their chambers. Nathan then slipped Sid the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Syd worked passionately on the Queen’s large and magnificent breasts. The Queen’s itching was eventually relieved, and Syd left satisfied and hailed as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Syd found Nathan demanding his payment of 100 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Syd couldn’t have cared less knowing that Nathan could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost.
The next day, Nathan slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King’s underwear. The King immediately summoned Syd.
mwikalilet
Lister
Nattydread
Elder Lister
Yeah, never brakes.
Nattydread
Elder Lister
Safisha mitaro, chafua mecho.
Ngima ya Mûhîa
Elder Lister
haha this always kills me!