Accident Alert: Ruiru

[Meria]

A car has rammed into the side of the road at Ruiru flyover near Zetech University as you head towards Nairobi.
Occupants ok and traffic moving

 

[mzeiya]

@Introvert will fix that pretty quickly

 

[Introvert]

@Introvert will fix that pretty quickly

Hizi gari za plastic ni gazeti na kiberiti na dakika 25.

 

[mzeiya]

Hizi gari za plastic ni gazeti na kiberiti na dakika 25.

I have encountered that before when the Missus smashed her jalopy into a guard rail.
Jamaa aliwasha gazeti moto na shape ikarudi proper. Kiasi buffing and all was as good as new

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

I have encountered that before when the Missus smashed her jalopy into a guard rail.
Jamaa aliwasha gazeti moto na shape ikarudi proper. Kiasi buffing and all was as good as new

Na hizo gari,za kiberiti na ganzeti ndizo mnaflossingi nazo Thika road. Why do you like dancing with death...

 

[mzeiya]

Na hizo gari,za kiberiti na ganzeti ndizo mnaflossingi nazo Thika road. Why do you like dancing with death...

Flossing tena?
As I said sometime back, gari ni chombo tu. How you choose to use it is up to you bro.

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Flossing tena?
As I said sometime back, gari ni chombo tu. How you choose to use it is up to you bro.

You chose to ignore the more pertinent question...sawa tu.

 

[Magreb]

Na hizo gari,za kiberiti na ganzeti ndizo mnaflossingi nazo Thika road. Why do you like dancing with death...

I once saw some.idiot somersault in a range rover sport.

 

[mzeiya]

You chose to ignore the more pertinent question...sawa tu.

She wasn't dancing with death. She was still a new driver several years back and a Kenya Moja bus harassed her out of the main road.

 

[QuadroK4000]

She wasn't dancing with death. She was still a new driver several years back and a Kenya Moja bus harassed her out of the main road.

Ama hiyo pararira ya bus iliipuuliza out of the road?

 

[mzeiya]

Ama hiyo pararira ya bus iliipuuliza out of the road?

Could be. Sikuwa hapo.
Hizo basi mimi sitakangi kuzikaribia on the road.

 

[Pamba 1]

She wasn't dancing with death. She was still a new driver several years back and a Kenya Moja bus harassed her out of the main road.

Were you a witness ama ulifwata testimony ya khupipi?

 

[mzeiya]

Were you a witness ama ulifwata testimony ya khupipi?

The latter. Is it true that when legally married, the two are one entity under law?

 

[kijanamrefu]

I once saw some.idiot somersault in a range rover sport.

It must have been huge inside.

 

[Magreb]

It must have been huge inside.

I am not responsible for what you understand.

 

[zapp_brannigan]

Kenya Moja bus

You meant Kenya Mpya ?

 

[QuadroK4000]

You meant Kenya Mpya ?

Dybasty thingamins

 

[mzeiya]

You meant Kenya Mpya ?

Zile za blue...

 

[Pamba 1]

The latter. Is it true that when legally married, the two are one entity under law?

How?

 

[Introvert]

How?

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