A.O.B. Saturday 11th January, 2020.

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Elder Lister
Papua New Guinea

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Key Facts
-Named by a Spanish explorer in 1545 owing to the inhabitants’ resemblance to people he had encountered earlier in Guinea on the African continent.
- Has a population of about 8 million.
- Has the highest number of languages spoken at 850, most of which have less than 1000 speakers.
- Shares the same island with Western New Guinea (population 5 million, 700 languages), which is under Indonesian rule with some form of autonomy.
 
are they dark-skinned with tightly curled hair? (Am lazy today cant google still in bed)
Light skinned women almost look like aborigines.
Very many of them in the UK most serving in the British army and plenty of them working on the railway system in the UK.
Very friendly and they are heavily built rugby types their men are almost always 6'3 and taller.

Fun fact: I have banged one!
Tamu kama switi ya goody goody and as agreeable as a Kikuyu hooker in Njaanuary.
 
Google doesn't work when one's in bed?
I was using smart phone and I didn't want to switch the url, google then back, which is tedious when using phones. Am used to using laptops in everything which is easier to switch btn webpages by openning many tabs. My laptop was at tableroom singetaka kuamka.
 
I have been downloading some application from piratebay from 3 a.m. this morning. About 14 GB in size. There were several versions but this had about 2000 downloads. Therefore, I chose to go with it. I did notice that there were no comments from the many users who had downloaded it, but I chose to ignore that fact. About 10 hrs later, 14GB lighter, and several electricity units poorer, I am finally done. I proceed to extract the files but something strikes me as strange; the titles of the files suggest I am somewhere deep in xvideos. At first I suspect some rogue software is trying to entice me into xvideos. A few minutes later, I am shocked on confirming that I have just downloaded a load of porn, 14 BG of it. I was about to hit the delete button with anger, but reason prevailed on me that this might be a good reminder of what to avoid in future. Sasa nashindwa niende wapi na joint za keg hazijafunguliwa. Such a wasted half-day. If anyone uncovers that content after my demise, please let the world know I wasn't the brain behind it.
 
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I have been downloading some application from piratebay from 3 a.m. this morning. About 14 GB in size. There were several versions but this had about 2000 downloads. Therefore, I chose to go with it. I did notice that there were no comments from the many users who had downloaded it, but I chose to ignore that fact. About 10 hrs later, 14GB lighter, and several electricity units poorer, I am finally done. I proceed to extract the files but something strikes me as strange; the titles of the files suggest I am somewhere deep in xvideos. At first I suspect some rogue software is trying to entice me into xvideos. A few minutes later, I am shocked on confirming that I have just downloaded a load of porn, 14 BG of it. I was about to hit the delete button with anger, but reason prevailed on me that I this might be a good reminder of what to avoid in future. Sasa nashindwa niende wapi na joint za keg hazijafunguliwa. Such a wasted half-day. If anyone uncovers that content after my demise, please let the world know I wasn't the brain behind it.
You might not have been but we know how your brains work. No amount of justification will limit us from thinking things about you... 14GB worth of dirty thoughts
 
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