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For every shilling spent on airtime, 30 cents goes to fuel a Subaru Outback coming for you.

Congratulations.

WD40 made me a sage.. I knew, from more than 6 years ago, that there was this one guy who'd try and steal the joy of pissing on a wall... @Kasaman ...

If your jalopies and othiwis are insured by Xplico or Monarch, you are naked. Xplico folded last year and Monarch are still taking people's premiums, but will promptly bend you over their reception counter at Chester House and have a serious go at you without lube, then jump into the forest...

😁 I can't even even remember when I did this. Any Lister enjoying their tipple this Friday, do that ritual for this pal of ours.

I made a promise to myself when Scumbag rested, that I would pause Gunia until the year turned. Well, we have turned. Scumbag...pumzika. We miss you. Someone call @Mongrel ....

@kijanamrefu 's favourite track 20 years ago. As the exhauster driver's assistant. Listening to his Palito at Dagoretti Corner...

6th September 2017, @Cazorla misplaced a rhino.

@Cazorla

@Mongrel 's friend, Stability Omondi Opiyo...taking to the skies. Height is nothing.

Mamlaka kidogo and the Ndeiyan thinks he's running the country.

Gunia drones captured some controversial stills.. Mkiona yule jamaa mwambie congratulations, but DNA muhimu.. none of these eggs look like him.

Safaricom wameamua kutafuna Kizungu design wao hutafuna bundles. Blalfakkin-style.

Uhuru Kenyatta's vision for his family was too big for the peasant majority that is Kenya. Just about as mismatched as a 520 O-ring chain from a Yamaha Tenere on a kid's bicycle.... Also, can the contortionist or witch who fitted this fat twat through the sunroof of this Toyota kindly get in...