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    Why my farm is pink and why chiefs daughter is excited - Orthosilicic.

    So, by now, you all know that the chief’s daughter is heavily pregnant for me. I know you’re wondering why I have to mention this on a farming platform. Relax, I will explain. Today, I woke up very early, ready to sow my bulb onion seedlings. And because I always do things the right way, I...
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    So, you want to start farming? Read this before you regret like me!

    So, you’ve decided you want to be a farmer? Congratulations! You have just signed up for a lifetime membership to WanaHustle Sacco, where profits come after patience, smart work, dedication and investing wisely. But before you rush to buy or lease land and declare yourself a farming tycoon...
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    THE SEED STORY NO ONE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT.

    I’m not fighting anyone, let’s be clear. In fact, I visit Tanzania a lot to check on farming progress, of course… and maybe visit my baby mama. But every time I’m there, I see something that makes me question how we are farming in Kenya. Tanzania is feeding nations with their OPV...
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    Sulfur: The unexpected lesson at the chemist.

    So yesterday, after leaving Nyua Ciothe Bar at around 7 PM, I felt the urge to call Joy, my side chick, to prepare dinner for me since I had taken a lot of "alkoho." I called, and she immediately came and drove me home. To cut the story short, we ate and slept. This morning, after realizing...
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    Day or night, Rain or shine.The water pumps that keep your farm running!

    When it comes to irrigation, choosing the right pump is crucial. Today, we’re looking at two powerful options: the electrical booster pump and the submersible pump. Each has its strengths, and of course, a few quirks that make them unique. Electrical Booster Pump – The Hustler of the Farm This...
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    Why your bulb onions are refusing to form bulbs.

    You've watered them, talked to them, and maybe even threatened them ,but your bulb onions are still not forming bulbs. What's the problem? Let's break it down in simple terms, with a touch of humor and organic wisdom. Wrong day length Bulb onions are like people ,some prefer long sunny...
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    How much land should you plant at a time for profitable staggered farming?

    Farming is like preparing a traditional meal. You don’t cook everything at once; you take time, add ingredients gradually, and let flavors develop. That’s exactly what staggered farming is all about. Instead of planting everything at once and harvesting in one go, you plant in phases, ensuring a...
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    Staggered planting - the secret of a successful knowledgeable farmer.

    When I mention stagger planting, what comes to your mind? Let me guess 🙂‍↔️you’re picturing me taking alcohol at Nyūa Ciothe Bar, and the moment I start staggering, I rush to the farm to plant, right? Well, not exactly! Staggered planting has nothing to do with Nyūa Ciothe’s finest . So what is...
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    Courgette ( zucchini) farming: A fast-growing cash crop that will give you money within a month .

    Today ,let’s talk courgette(also known as zucchini). If you’re looking for a quick, rewarding farming venture, courgettes should be at the top of your list. Here’s how to get started from land prep to harvesting without turning your farm into a comedy show. Land Preparation: make way for the...
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    Choosing the right HDPE Pipe: PN6, PN8, or PN10? For your irrigation systems.

    Farming is full of tough decisions - what crops to plant, when to sell, and whether to tell your wife the real price of produce sold last! But one decision you shouldn’t struggle with is choosing the right HDPE pipe for your irrigation system. Focus on what am sitting on hdpe, we shall come to...
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    Why bulb onion seedlings "Disappear" after emergence in the nursery bed.

    You've just sown your bulb onion seeds, watered them with love, and even whispered sweet words of encouragement. They sprout, looking promising, and then… poof! They start vanishing like free nyama choma at a family gathering. What happened? Let’s uncover the culprits behind this great onion...
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    Direct seeding vs. Nursery bed for bulb onions: Which is Better?

    When planting bulb onions, farmers can choose between two methods: direct seeding or starting with a nursery bed and later transplanting. Each method has its advantages and challenges. Let’s compare them to help you make the best choice for your farm. Direct Seeding This method...
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    Should you quit your job to start farming?

    Farming is a great way to earn a living, but should you quit your job immediately to start? The best approach is to start farming while still working. Here’s why. Farming Needs Patience Farming is not a quick-money venture. Crops and animals take time to grow, and it might be months...
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    Hydrometer Pumps: The secret to efficient water pumping without fuel or electricity

    As I promised earlier, I am the only village investor willing to plug farmers into good, legit knowledge that lowers the cost of production while maximizing yields. Today, I’m showing you this amazing old technology ,but we all know, "old is gold," right? While most pumps rely on fuel or...
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    Comprehensive bulb onion fertilizer program: From nursery to harvest.

    A well-structured fertilizer program is essential for high yields and quality bulb onions. The right nutrients at each growth stage ensure strong roots, healthy leaves, and well-developed bulbs. This guide outlines the best fertilizer applications from the nursery to harvest, explaining their...
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    Challenges faced by bulb onion farmers in Kenya and how we can deal with them.

    Bulb onion farming is profitable, 'but si kazi rahisi 'it comes with its own set of challenges. Many farmers invest time, money, and energy, only to face setbacks that reduce their yields or profits. Here are some of the most common challenges onion farmers face: Unpredictable Weather...
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    You’re missing this key nutrient in your nursery bed and that’s why you’re not getting It right!

    Getting strong and healthy seedlings starts right from the nursery bed. One key nutrient I always ensure is available is calcium. It plays a big role in seedling development and overall plant health. Calcium helps in: Strengthening cell walls – This makes seedlings more resistant to diseases...
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    Is mulching a must in nursery beds?

    I mulch all my nursery beds ,whether it’s cabbages, sukuma wiki, or bulb onions. Over the years, I’ve seen the difference, and I don’t take chances. Without mulching, the soil dries up too fast, seeds struggle to germinate, and young seedlings weaken under the hot sun or heavy rains. There...
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    Stop wasting manure! Here’s the right way to decompose it for maximum benefits.

    Yesterday, after writing an article about the disadvantages of applying fresh manure on our farms, many people requested me to explain how to properly decompose manure before using it. Manure is a great source of nutrients for crops, but if applied fresh, it can burn plants, introduce weeds, or...
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    Yaaa! Here's why you shouldn't use fresh Manure directly on your farm.

    Many farmers believe manure is gold for the soil, and they are right , but only when used correctly! Fresh manure, if applied directly to the farm, can cause more harm than good. Let’s break it down: 1. High Salt Concentration Fresh manure contains high levels of salts, which can...
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