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    Kenyans Candidate Wins AUC

    The blood of Gen Z in action ensuring worldwide sore losing by kaongo
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    Extremely Evil Plans By Kaongo To Annihilate Kenyans Uncovered!!!!!

    Jabass has decided Kenyans shall not propsper under his watch and will do everything in his power to completely destroy Kenyans. That's why we need the Wamunyoro declarations that tolling especially of the highway to Wamunyoro shall never ever happen. Ever and that all this evil plans by jabass...
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    Rediginifying The Payslip

    News from Wamunyoro Statehouse says the payslip must be diginified from this nonsense by kaongo and only the man from Wamunyoro has the balls to diginify the undiginified payslip from the marauding kaongo
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    Very Fast Hindernet

    No more slow internet, nimehamia kwa space internet ya mzito elins mask
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    Wamunyoro StateHouse: Home of Itungati

    Pale Wamunyoro Statehouse watu wanafanya appointment weeks in advance vile kumekuwa busy zaidi, a flurry of meetings with those aligning to the itungati movement. Next ni Isiolo pia appointment letter ✉️ imefika to make their way to the mountain after the Meru delegation. Meanwhile pale Keren...
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    Ndege Za KQ Hazinanga Turbo

    Ona sasa alijaribu kuovertake akasindwa akaachwa kwa moshi
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    I Thought We Were Online Masturbators

    What changed? @poop 💩 in @Denis Young
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    Kasongo Vs Elins Mask

    This will be gooooooooooood, better than a movie 🍿 🎥!!! Elins Mask anapigana na British PM life life on X na EU mzima mzima habanduki watu lazima waongee, na sasa jabass anajiona ndume anaeza enda toe to toe na Elins Maks. This is better than a soap opera where's @poop 💩 in?
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    SHA SHOE SHIF SHIT

    A total failure except to @poop 💩 in na @Denis Young
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    JB Muturi Ameamua Kuchoma Kila Kitu

    Burn baby burn !!!! @poop 💩 in @Denis Young will not believe this
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    Kidnappers Kageuka Kuwa DCI

    Where's @poop 💩 in @Denis Young , you cannot make this comedy up. Baada ya kidnappers kukutana na itungati origino za Kirinyaga jana karibu wakuwe maiti tarajiwa kidnapping, DCI wametokelezea kusema kidnappers ni wao. Si wangepigwa na gari ichomwe wapate hakiri
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    China New Virus

    Human Metapneumovirus (HMPV) ati ndivyo inaitwa kututishia, lakini sisi itungati pure unadulterated blood hapan tambua hii. Na hatuvai face nappy, hatutafungiwa na lock down, we will not be castrated nor vaccinated kama ngombe za kasongo. We were brave and have always been brave. Kadynasty...
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    Hustla Fund On Its Death Bed

    I just jizzed my pants reading this, tell me why I am feeling kiundu very happyness Na mkumbuke jabass alisema ati inaongezwo, lakini wapi!!!! We await with baited breath the same death of SHA SHOE SHIT, University Funding Model, Housing Levy- Kwanza hii odita general alisema it's on very shaky...
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    Itungati Cia Embu

    They never disappoint, naendelea kuwavulia kofia
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    I Can Smell Anti Social Media Laws From A Mile Away

    @pop in tunaonea mipango ya kasongo 18
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    I Stan Embu

    Kunakaa Kosovo na ati chair wa uda mbarire ako na matumaini ya kurudi. nimetambua embu sana tena zaidi
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    Mitugo ya andu a nyairofi

    Hii tabia ya kupeleka watoto rugongo Christmas kisha mnawaacha na sista ama bratha zenyu wako huko bila kuacha pesa za kutosha for them muache. Ati tumewaacha tutawakujia tarehe moja, so they have a week huko after sikukuu. At the very least aacha pesa zao za maintenance na pesa for your...
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    Mr Madathi Bitch Slapped By Farook

    A whole mp bitch slapped kanisani, just imagine what is done to @poop in and @Denis Young for not spreading propaganda inavyofaa. Our thoughts are with them.
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    Larry Madowow Exposing Ruto Fake News

    @poop in @Denis Young will not like this
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