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  1. Clemens

    The perfect politicians

    An individual who lacks empathy for others and displays psychopathy and Machiavellian tendencies. He will look at you in the eyes, with a smile while scheming on how to rob you blind. The definition applies worldwide.
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    Quotable quotes

    Today is already the tomorrow which the bad economist yesterday urged us to ignore. Henry Hazlitt
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    Team checki maneno

    @The.Black.Templar and your guys, today I saw you guys ascending the 33 corners of the Biretwo-Iten road, felt like stopping them and asking, 'whom among is @The.Black.Templar and who's Meria?' but didn't. Anyway kudos for the effort, you guys are fit as a fiddle.
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    Kenyans obsession with catch phrases

    Have noted, that some phrases are commonly adopted and have a widespread usages by everyone who keeps up with the Joneses of common culture the monkeys see, monkey do. Examples of the current one is: kugongewa, we used to have, utajua haujui, utalamba lolo, and one that was widely adopted in the...
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    Broad based interviews.

    Welcome to the new broad based government, where the interviewer and the interviewee, are united in answering questions at the vetting process.
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    The one man, one shilling, one vote debate

    The above mentioned ongoing debate that's taking an ethnic angle, reminds me of pre-2005 ndizi and chungwa shenanigans, the Central Kenya elite always thrive on creating a siege mentality on their own, that doesn't resonate well with the rest of the country. Emotional and social intelligence of...
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    The end of an era.

    Decades ago, this magazine and other available writing (including Jehovah's witnesses pamphlets), made an interesting read. Taking me and many other avid readers to tour foreign lands, while seated in a stool outside my father's house. Fare thee well.
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    Safaricom goes native.

    Chamgei missing chitap gaa! Pata OFA MOTO kila siku kupitia *444# kisha uchague OFA MOTO (Option 3) upige simu bila kikomo.
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    If wajahkoya had won

    Small scale farmers would have been exporting this, we have the natural weather and it grows naturally without needing the subsidized fertilizer and pesticides. We fumbled a big one, we now have wokovu importing foreign pastors instead.
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    My dear Kantuya

    She is named after the Sudan teak, a beauty to behold, caramel skinned, well endowed hot blooded highland nilote. the Sudan teak that's common in the banks of seasonal rivers of the Kerio valley. Thanks to her, I can now go to clubs where slay queens are many and would like to catch the eye of...
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    Maddo beef

    Since the resist movement is yet to cease their hostilities. Here goes nothing.
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    Tomatoes

    My pedestrian observation, the tomatoes in our market no longer rot in two or three days as used to be the norm back in the 80's,90's and early 2000's. Left some tomatoes in my residence and was away for two weeks, to my suprise on my return on Sunday, they were still intact although they had...
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    Masaibu ya Mwana wa Mungu toka Tongaren

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    Murder most foul

    MOMBASA, Kenya, Feb 28 — A traffic police officer in Mombasa lost his life on Monday after a motorist ran him over while attempting to evade a traffic check. The deceased identified as Julius Marwa was controlling traffic at Buxton Junction when the 4:30pm incident occurred, a police report...
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    EPRA Fuckery

    The international oil prices have reduced significantly, but that is yet to be passed to the pump ⛽ prices. Wasiafu kunani?
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    GaChagua-Sakaja media spat

    It a three pronged approach: 1. A red herring to withdraw attention from our current economic situation. 2. Build 'subject A' CV as a defender of Mt Kenya and subsequent claim to it's so much touted kingpin position. 3. Build 'subject B' CV among the rest of Nairobi residents as a hero against...
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    Today's elections

    Ground hapa inasema Kait Sait. In favour of Tim Kipchumba, UDA are campaigning to the last day.
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    Consumer protection

    Consumer protection is dead in Kenya, bought a loaf of bread yesterday, that has a sticker claiming that it was manufactured today. Back in them days we had protection from false description of goods, but it died a natural death. You are on your own fuckers.
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    DRC Congo.

    The lifting of the arms export to DRC Congo by UN is suspect when the EAC states has boots on the ground. The lift was sponsored by France of all people.
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