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The average person is ugly.

Hatuwa apo wakizaa. Kila mtu abebe mzigo wake. The state cannot raise your children for you. Siku hizi nikitembea barabarani kila msichana above twenty ako na mtoto. Ama ni huku kwa peasants pekee?

🥚 or🐔 ?

These furkers change their allegiance in a manner that would embarras the best wardrobe conjuror. Furk Boniface Mwangi.

I haven't had sex in six years. When shall I get laid again, oh, prophet of the gods?

Willing buyer, willing seller.

At least there's no evidence that Sudi tried to kill someone like Babu Owino. I don't even support Ruto lakini let's give him a chance.

Everyday is nyege day for me. I hate being poor and ugly.

Hii sio shida, kile peasants kama mimi tunataka ni data at affordable prices. I get 50 GBs for Kes. 1000 from Telkom while at the same price Safaricon wananipatia 7 GBs pekee.

Sasa ulikaa hapo ukiwa umevaa mask for two hours?

You forgot the qualifier average juu @Kush Yule Mnono would feel left out and insulted.

Does she qualify as a serial killer?

Does he have a friend who "Smokes wid cigarettes"?

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That and the West. Immediately ashaanza kuwa anti-gay as if that is the biggest problem we have in Kenya.

This is just a farce to clear her name before she is appointed to some parastatal.

Where does Oscar Sudi fit in that hypothesis?

Wakitangaza saa hii ati Raila ndiye mshindi, lazima Kenya kitanuka. Watu wanafaa kukubali matokeo tu, maisha yaendelee. Pia Uhuru walisema ana pesa kwa hiyo hakutakuwa na ufisadi katika serikali yake lakini matokea tuliyaona sote. Hadi watu wa familia yake walitajwa kama washiriki wakuu. I don't...

Did Joseph Stalin Say, ‘It’s Not the People Who Vote That Count …’? One version of a famous quote about those who count the votes determining the outcome of an election is attributed to Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin in his secretary's memoir. David Emery Published 15 October 2016...