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  1. Stannis Baratheon

    Another rogue D- arrested

    The fact that one of the victims is called Hongo.....
  2. Stannis Baratheon

    This is Guka - The Oracle Speaketh Again...

    We are living in a meme right now. Reality just keeps getting weirder every day.
  3. Stannis Baratheon

    This is Guka - As the Oracle Predicted....

    Sucks for the Ukrainian citizens. They will bear the brunt of their government's stupidity.
  4. Stannis Baratheon

    RUTO WANTED TO ASSASINATE UHURU, TWICE

    Politics makes the most reasonable and intelligent people think and speak like complete idiots. Never ceases to amaze me.
  5. Stannis Baratheon

    In the headlines

    Siku hizi umewacha kupost Irish breakfast
  6. Stannis Baratheon

    What's going on here?

  7. Stannis Baratheon

    D- impregnates minor

    That's Constable. Corporals are the next. Then Sergeants and Senior Sergeants.
  8. Stannis Baratheon

    office husband

    Cope
  9. Stannis Baratheon

    dre na snoop @ superbowl

    The irony is, Americans talked about gangsta rap the same way Kenyans talk about gengetone.
  10. Stannis Baratheon

    D- runs amok after quarrel with girlfriend

    According to online self defense gurus and keyboard warriors, you always charge a gunman but if the person has a knife you run away. The theory is that a gun is a ranged weapon and closing the distance makes it less effective (LOL) while a knife is most effective at close quarters. There is even...
  11. Stannis Baratheon

    Putin issues nuclear war threat

    It's a nice fantasy but sub saharan Africa hasn't even experienced an agricultural or industrial revolution. If Europeans got wiped out, Asia would quickly fill their space and we would remain in the same position.
  12. Stannis Baratheon

    Yaani bloggers wa azimio washa anza ku-suggest Ouru akuwe DP wa molasses thief

    I don't know what plans Uhuru has but I've never heard him even hinting at retirement.
  13. Stannis Baratheon

    AFCON

    Oops
  14. Stannis Baratheon

    AFCON

    But we all knew this would happen. It always plays out like this. African teams generally suck at finishing. We create dozens of chances but can never seem to convert them into goals. The Arabs always ride out the constant onslaught until it gets to penalties and they always win. Same script for...
  15. Stannis Baratheon

    8th October 1969

    Look at Moi's pained, awkward smile. He didn't get the joke. He may not have even heard it. But you have to laugh because it's the boss. Laugh very loudly and clap very hard or else.
  16. Stannis Baratheon

    Beware of the dangers of feeding highly processed foods to your kids

    I agree. Problem is, majuu it's cheaper to eat junk food than fresh produce, because it costs more to farm organic crops than those that will be processed. In Kenya you can buy a big, creamy avocado for 50 bob. Even as little as 20 bob in the slums. In the US the same thing costs about 300-400...
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