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    Train to Yurop derails

    Wachana na low-IQ bonobozz bae. They think spewing silly criticisms makes them look intelligent... ION, bae, why did you do me like that Mamie, kuniacha kwa mataa when I loved you so much?
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    Turkana residents have protested the imminent arrest of Governor Jeremiah Lomorukai,

    Madam, restrict yourself to mambo ya thongs and toiletries pris...
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    shamba system

    The shamba system works wonders. It was abolished at the behest of Wangari Maathai who I think was a clueless feminazi beholden to beberuzz. Basically, farmers are allowed to farm lands where cypress and pine have been harvested for a period of three years. During that time KFS also plants new...
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    aob 24.09.2022

    Si muoane jameni?
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    Ngilu

    About 25 years ago this was my crush... Bisch is typical Kamba though. Imagine as health minister alipatikana akinyanduliwa kwa gari pale Parklands S. Club na Tony Gachoka kama malaya ya one-fefte....bila condom...
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    Don Riggy

    Ka-Dynasty banae....
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    Kenyan govt has banned LGBTQ content

    My fellow pureblood, huyu ni kama wa kulambana...amevuka...
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    Kenyan govt has banned LGBTQ content

    Bae me I don't mind your lesbianism. As long as I watch and we all get down together afterwards me niko sawa tuu...
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    No Reprieve Soon

    Madam, naona kama mboch aliniambukiza kaswende. Nikikojoa naona moshi. Please advise. Thanks and God bless..
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    Tru caller

    Niliwaambia muoane muwe mnanyanduana any time.Tumechoka na hii foreplay yenu...
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    AoB 220922

    Sad but predictable. In Kisumu he called a meeting of MCAs. Only half bothered to turn up. Somebody should tell mzee it's over. He tried, but it's over. Otherwise atafanywa madharao ashangae...
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    This is Guka - Russia Has Lost Because of Stupidity...

    Mimi nimeshindwa kabisa. Sasa the Russians have released Azov fighters? Do these guys have a game plan even?
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    AoB 220922

    Umekuwa hapa since 1789 na hujui ku-attach mbishas? @#()&$#@!!!
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    This is Guka - Russia Has Lost Because of Stupidity...

    I have followed the Russian invasion of Ukraine with utter consternation and bewilderment. I had over-estimated Russia's ability to wage war, and most importantly, HOW TO WAGE WAR AGAINST THE WEST. Today, in an incredible gesture that I cannot understand, Russia has released all Western POWs it...
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    Nini husumbua vegans?

    Sasa mkamba? Juzi juzi tuu ndiyo mmepata maji sasa tena umekuwa Bruce Lee? Wacha zako...
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    AoB 21092022

    Clawmatsu tings....wazae ogre inakaa praying mantis...
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    OAFLAD

    Stop being emotional Gaylord...
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    OAFLAD

    Kitu black round inabelch kama honey sucker....
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    I want to Sin

    Utukumbuke ukifika ikulu munene...
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