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    Types of Luo

    You are what I say you are. This ain't a ferking democracy njaruo.... 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
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    AOmBi 29st Hoctomba MMXXII

    Waaah! Sasa hii mlisoma shule gani? Very informative....kumbe mahomos can add something to someone's life?
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    AOmBi 29st Hoctomba MMXXII

    Can you imagine the guy was about 70 years? The woman was his third wife and they had separated. She was working and living in a neibaring home. I guess dry spell iliingia Mzee akaweka panga kwa koti aka abush the poor woman who was about 50 years. Mtoto was Std 8 aliokolewa na mbio... Sad.
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    The wicked are confessing how they fabricated charges against Riggy G

    I want to see those cops in cop for perjury....
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    Types of Luo

    He forgot 98 per cent of that demographic. Njaruozz. Big muscled, dim-eyed specimens who can hurl a rock from here to Pluto at the speed of light. But at core very emotional beings, a good example being.....ama wacha tuu....
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    Watu wa modified lights mmeonywa

    Mkamba niwache pris ama nisulubishe Mwende saa hii ..
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    La saga de Baicu....

    This couple will do a lot of damage to women leaders....
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    Suicide in police cell

    Bae banae, I need some TLC....
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    The Black Templar

    Si naskia alienda kuzaa?
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    Hilton; End of an era.

    Malisa huyo mkamba spy wa muhindi. Totally useless livestock....
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    Miguna Kisumu Homecoming

    Wacha nisikoment yule admin wa oestrogen asinyeshe.....lakini everybody knows what I was gonna say.....
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    Dear Kikuyus......

    Njaruo, for the umpteenth and last time, you tingOD was not an option at that time. Don't make me regret joining you perennial losers and voting for him this year....
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    Dear Kikuyus......

    I am starting to have a very, very low opinion of the Uhuru presidency. It seems the country was on autopilot with every tinpot bureaucrat doing what they wanted. Siyo corruption, enforced disappearances, etc. Like why kill the two indians and their driver surely? Why not just deport them...
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    How mermaids are made

    Dirty bisch enjoyed being humped by a dolphin? How crazy does it get?
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    If only they knew..

    If I ever become president mtatii. No populism, just hard logical decisions. * Pokots and assorted pastoralists: surrender guns or deal with attack helicopters. Keep animals that you can spport. * No matatus. Organised bus companies. * Death sentence for economic saboteurs. All death row...
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    Wachana na gari kubwa kama hauwezi fuel

    Sad state of affairs. No man there, just two women talking....
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    If only they knew..

    Kenya is only a shithole to it's lazy, entitled citizens who just want to fornicate and drink themselves silly. Otherwise this country punches beyond it's weight. Think Obama. Kipchoge. Wangari. Rishi. Third UN headquarters. Ngugi. The likes of Lupita and Eddy. All the gold medal winners. Our...
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    Alafu lorry ya mkate ianguke hapo mbele

    Kama mnakunywa mercury na cyanide kwa sukari changarawe ni nini sasa? Sisi ni wangumu... 😂 😂 😂 😂
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    AOBTODAY - This is Guka Edition

    Yule Msomali Ahmednassir...
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    AOBTODAY - This is Guka Edition

    It always surprises me how peasants are good economic theorists. Reminds me of a sweep the Subreme Goat gave Alai when the latter purpoted to advice yule mama wa Keroche on how to run her business. " So," asked the Goat, "a broke rent-seeking peasant fisherman is going to advise a dollar...
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