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    Friday morning whine

    As we say on these streets, do not allow facts to interfere with base ya jaba stories....
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    This is Guka - A Cantankerous Old Fart, a Mongrel and Kula Fare Culture....

    Ha ha ha ha! I was wondering when a two-neuroned POS would emerge from the woodwork with just this kind of thought...of course you can't see the setup....
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    This is Guka - A Cantankerous Old Fart, a Mongrel and Kula Fare Culture....

    Naaah, darn thing just gave me a bruise. And we come from an age where we died like men, siyo kila saa kukimbia hospitali kama wanawake....
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    This is Guka - A Cantankerous Old Fart, a Mongrel and Kula Fare Culture....

    Whenever I am at my expansive multi- million shilling hacienda in Ndeiya at night, this mongrel comes from the dark to keep me company. Sometimes I am just alone there staring at the moon and scratching my balls, or just ferking somebody's daughter for her supper. The mongrel just sits there...
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    Mutahi Ngunyi says

    Ngunyi is that ver-rated. Guy likes peddling half-truths and useless theories. The CDF and head NIS are Uhuru appointees and have security of tenure. The head of DCI is Somali. Which Gikuyu appointees is he then speaking about?
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    Succeed Newshape imekataliwa na insurance

    I have a very close relative who loves her probox to bits. Gari ya shamba poa sana....
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    AoB 09112022

    Bae! Aki Mamie?
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    AoB 09112022

    Or too much Viagra/mukombero. Hope the missus is ok...
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    Man Storms Police Station, Wrestles Cop in Front of Colleagues

    Ile story ya camel na tent comes to mind. These refugees have lived in a lawless country for 30 years. All they know is violence and bribery...
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    The stupidity of kondoo

    Very sad. Hapa nugu ni mbili lakini hiyo pastor ndiyo ako na unugu mingi....poor lady should get her money back lakini owe funzo....
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    AoB 09112022

    Mkuu umetoka dowry juzi na hii ndiyo matokeo?
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    SA visa

    He he he! There they've got Ile ukimwi concentrated. Once worked at a slum called Khaelitshia while on a fellowship at the University of Cape Town back in 2003. Ile maneno niliona gave me ED for two years straight...unaona a teenager of 19 with curves in all the right places but CD4 count ni...
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    AoB 09112022

    @Aviator hakuwangi na akili...
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    Aircraft crashed after crocodile on board escape and sparked panic

    I just love the way you don't catch....you are a great fellow....
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    AoB Tuesday 8nd Nov 20202

    Cowdung!
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    AoB Tuesday 8nd Nov 20202

    Mzee ako gangare....
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    Tech Layoffs

    Sawa boss. Pole sana.
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    Ababu

    It says that we should not allow gay shits to spoil a good story with facts...
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    This will make Guka see red

    Bae Wacha upuzi. Huyo mwanamke akitoa suruali serikali ilikuwa?
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    Tech Layoffs

    Inatuhusu nini? Wewe kuja unyonye kitu wacha pang'ang'a....
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