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    Man from ichaweri

    Nilikuwa naona wengine hapa wakisema vile watapunich Uhunye even with trials nacheka sana. Hata Ruto anajua kuguza huyu jamaa mlevi ni total war with Mt Kenya, all 17million of them. And we know who would lose....
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    The pesky French

    The French have been doing this for centuries. Ask the Haitians....
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    AoB 15st Nothemba,, 2022

    Si nimesema wameiuwa when I had run off?
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    AoB 15st Nothemba,, 2022

    Ngoja nirudi site. Wamewekelea kwa mawe eti ikuliwe na kunguru...
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    Hii nayo haileti shangwe

    I wish more Africans would see this. I was very happy when at least three African presidents recently told off Europeans, with the Namibian one calling them hypocritical criminals, for lecturing us on global warming. They caused it, but now don't want us to exploit our fossils fuels eti we will...
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    AoB 15st Nothemba,, 2022

    I once told you guys I feared a Chinese dragon which would have drilled through the earth from the other side would bite off my balls as I squatted in my pit latrine at my multi-million shilling hacienda. Today I found a green snake coiled comfortably in the corner of the latrine. I think it...
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    Hii nayo haileti shangwe

    Oooooh, now I get you. I apologise. You are absolutely correct. Let me give you another example that'll make you mad. Through colonial-era treaties, Unilever pays land rates of about 200/- per acre for prime land in Kericho. So for 100,000 acres they pay just Sh20m. They plant tea which the...
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    Boyshaod Wins

    Kill it! KILL IT FOR US!
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    Hii nayo haileti shangwe

    Pray tell, who is responsible? Blame shifting as usual?
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    Sex worker's vengeance

    Bae wetu I want to in-tree you...
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    Modern Coast is back

    Those are peasants I lecture on how not to worsen their misery. Two different things. Reply goes for the Gaylord below you too..
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    Modern Coast is back

    Sasa aanza bus company yako and implement this. I always find it crazy that peasants like advising mbirrioneazz....
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    Sex worker's vengeance

    Waaah! Imagine picking such a ratchet for the night. Ni kurogwa ama ni nini? Naweza jidharao sana....
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    Boyshaod Wins

    Mwarimo unashangaa nini? Banter?
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    Hii nayo haileti shangwe

    Monkeys doing monkey shit....
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    Boyshaod Wins

    Please leave us alone https://images.app.goo.gl/GLpfp6zzobDTNjrw9
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    Lets pray

    Omba mungu ..
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    Boyshaod Wins

    Our wife, I would not want you to abort a Pureblood child...
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    Lets pray

    Upuzi.....
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    Boyshaod Wins

    Dude you are very fast emerging as my favourite lister. Yaani wewe huwa tuu lane yako and you don't give a ferk. Great guy!
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