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  1. Field Marshal

    Counterfeit Alcohol Mastermind Arrested

    Thanks bro. I needed this...
  2. Field Marshal

    Counterfeit Alcohol Mastermind Arrested

    Ethanol, not methanol....
  3. Field Marshal

    I received a Sh100,000 job offer, it turned out to be a murder plot

    If you want to commit murder, like I will next year, do it yourself. Best way is by poisoning with a drug like scopolamine. The drug disappears from the bloodstream almost immediately after causing a massive heart attack. Go murder your folks people!
  4. Field Marshal

    Counterfeit Alcohol Mastermind Arrested

    It had to be a meno-brown mdomo-kauka inverted pyramid shiny-eyed mungich hoe. Ogopa this sub-species....
  5. Field Marshal

    Alinur Mohamed

    Bonobozzz hushangaza sana.....is this the first bisch to make chips?
  6. Field Marshal

    In honour of a legendary shoe-thrower

    It should have been a grenade. Those criminals killed 1.5 million innocent Iraqis but they now want us all to weep because 400 blonde Ukrainian children have been killed by mostly their own country's bbq inaccurate surface-to-air missiles. Some even landed in Poland and killed people there..
  7. Field Marshal

    AOB 29nd/11/20202

    Brilliant riposte!
  8. Field Marshal

    Yet another day in Bonobostan

    Phew! Thanks. For one moment there I thought we were losing you the way we lost a very nice old man from the slopes to irrational politics...siku hizi almost everything he posts is one-dimensional....
  9. Field Marshal

    AOB 29nd/11/20202

    You slow...
  10. Field Marshal

    AOB 29nd/11/20202

    What exactly is wrong with some Luh.., er, er, er, ...people? A man goes to pick his daughter from hospital. She's been suffering from malaria but is now we'll. Dude doesn't have money to pay the bill and requests to sleep in the ward overnight to keep her company. AT NIGHT HE RAPES HER...
  11. Field Marshal

    A.O.B. Monday, 28rd Nov 2022

    No it's not bro. I want the rational, easy-going, witty Mzeiya back. Two words. Go ferk yourself. Yeah, I know....
  12. Field Marshal

    From DCI files : Nyuai piu!

    Sentro. Every other young man is a zombie. Sisi wazee tunazalisha our daughters in law tulinde boma...
  13. Field Marshal

    Eastleigh community to jam court in solidarity with Rashid.

    Good popular action. NGOs and other busy bodies who live in glass houses need to be pushed back into the woodwork....
  14. Field Marshal

    A.O.B. Monday, 28rd Nov 2022

    Dude, am not liking the new fundamentalist you....take a chill pill...
  15. Field Marshal

    Yet another day in Bonobostan

    Just out of curiosity, have you become increasingly religious over the last 6 months? Why do I ask, you wonder. Well, there has been a noticeable change in your online personality of late - for the worse. Religious people are generally nuts, and I fear we might be losing the most...
  16. Field Marshal

    Westlands accident

    Sad....very bad way to go...
  17. Field Marshal

    @Jug

    That bike guy is pocking Darwin in the ass. A bike has very weak wheels and all it'll take for his non-existent brains to spread all over the road is a random squirrel or a rock. And he doesn't even have a helmet...
  18. Field Marshal

    Yet another day in Bonobostan

    The bigger fool says there is a Beberu god who was brought to him just 100 years ago...
  19. Field Marshal

    morning accident

    You have to ask yourself what speed he was doing. Yaani assuming he tried to brake and the collision took off some momentum, yet the car still went halfway under the lorry?
  20. Field Marshal

    your future

    Mkia?
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