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Because I love you, I will not give it to you between the eyes. I'll simply ask you kindly and politely, HAVE YOU FERKING READ THE KENYA LAW REPORT OF CASE 14 OF 2019? Yes or no? And don't give me those convoluted arguments about not criminalising poverty. Hiyo NGOesque BS peleka activists...

I really, really, really find it extremely irritating when someone makes up shit in their head and then proceeds to push it as the gospel truth. You want to say there's no civil jail in Kenya? Can you Gugu what Case 14 of 2019 in the High Court was/ is all about? Also, kindly dial *254# and...

Ile taa ya red hublink chini ya ndege kubwa huwa ya nini? And in case you are wondering, my expansive multi- million Ndeiya hacienda lies under the flight path to JKIA. So any time a dirry titties is doing cowgirl in the open air on me at night I see these big jets flying overhead with blinking...

What are you talking about? Expressing dissenting or controversial opinions is not prohibited. Nor is banter.

A dead body doesn't scare me, a mutilated one on the other hand horrifies me when I think, this here was once a human being like me. In my previous life I studied anatomy at Chiromo for an year. To shock start us, our lecturers took us 19-year olds to the anatomy lab on day one without...

Game on, old porcupine, game on....

I don't know man. But it's creeping me out bro...

To be fair, such programmes are usually donor-funded and the monies ring-fenced for specific purposes. Of course, githeri media or politically-prejudiced old porcupines may not want such possibilities to interfere with a juicy propaganda yarn..

He he he he! The Standard headline used my phrase "game changer'...

I am no lawyer but I do know that until very recently, perhaps before the new Katiba, one could be taken to civil jail in Kenya for up to six months for not paying a debt. And don't have the bonobo trait of forming arguments in your head and then replying to them yourself sweetheart. Where did...

Wacha ninyamaze...

You are better than this. Who is criminalizing poverty? The world over, borrowers are expected to pay up. If they don't sanctions apply. These can range from being excluded, being auctioned and being declared a bankrupt, to even doing jail-time. Ama coz it's "govt" money different standards...

And just like that @gaylord will have a choice of two orifices....

Dainaste....

Rubbish. Absolute rubbish. Making credit affordable is a prerequisite of economic devt.

I like to pride myself as a tough old negro, you know, gone around the world twice, ferked a cockroach, and even slapped a cop with an AK outside a bar at Wilson. That type of guy. Lakini kuna picha niliona on these streets (ama kule kwingine) more than a year ago which has become a living...

The good thing is that these will be weeded out when they don't pay the first 500. And remember it will be a crime not to repay...

Am starting to like the idea of the hustler fund. It is a game changer.

She won't last the year. Bookmark this.

Wacha ujinga....