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    Cherera and the 3 Musketeers

    As every one knows, I was for Baba. But I have the personal integrity and fidelity to the truth to say that what these four idiots did was next to treason. They could have burnt this country for nothing. We all saw how the IEBC conducted the elections. Even developed countries said ours was...
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    AOmBi 2rd Dithemba 2020tu

    So I chew dogs and leaves too? Sikuelewi...
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    AOmBi 2rd Dithemba 2020tu

    When you cook meat in a pressure cooker, you basically kill all pathogens in it. Does that mean the meat can stay fresh for a week in the open air? Nyinyi watu wa alphabet mko na shida sana tena sana....
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    Hilarious Signs

    Very creative! Huku kwetu the equivalent huwa nyuma ya Lori....
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    AOmBi 2rd Dithemba 2020tu

    You guys are missing the point by a mile. HOW CAN MILK - ANY MILK - STAY FRESH FOR A WEEK IN THE OPEN AIR? That's the issue...
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    December 1, 2022: This is Guka..

    Niweke?
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    AOmBi 2rd Dithemba 2020tu

    Habari ya Mwarimo? Hope uko poa....
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    December 1, 2022: This is Guka..

    Kuja Ndeiya mdau. Huku utapata hata welcoming kamitii...
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    AOmBi 2rd Dithemba 2020tu

    Bonobozz are soooo unimaginative....I prolly have seen 50 versions of that silly picture of a woman "blowing" fire... ION, kuna kitu that was brought to my attention recently. Kwanza nilipuuza lakini tumefanya experiment hapa multi-million hacienda nikashangaa. To wit, Brookside Long Life milk...
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    December 1, 2022: This is Guka..

    So nikiona hiyo signo nijue hiyo ndege inaweza niangukia nikiwa cowgal? Nikianza kufikiria hivo hata Cialis itasaidia kweli?
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    Source of some truth

    Wait, so we are gonna judge all nyeuthis, as you call them, all 1.7 billion of them, on the basis of a 13-second clip? Who's lazy and stupid now?
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    @okiya

    Damn, that's one depressing building..
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    Mchungane na hawa madem mkiwaona!

    Anybody who can be duped by those stove-legged midomo-kauka mungich hoes needs to be robbed...End of...
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    Nongwe mbili...

    Stop being emotional...
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    Hustler fund launch.

    If punishing dainastees will result in affordable credit then kaende kakisonganga...
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    Hustler fund launch.

    Again, what's this got to do with the prices of bull balls in Babylon? Maisha ni yake, degree ni zake. Si muishi maisha yenu? Why do you have to launch ad hominems for petty reasons? Do you know what psychology 101 says about such behaviour? Wacheni porojo ndugu zangu...
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    Hustler fund launch.

    So @Denis Young is now joining @YoungD to mob lynch my gal? What am I missing here guys?
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    This is Guka - Nisaidieni Pris Juu Ya Hii PTSD...

    Bonobozz are truly amazing. Truly, truly amazing. Wanatombana kama panya and expect other people to shoulder the burdens of "free" pampers, pads, education up to university level, health, food during small droughts, free endless credit, etc etc. Na nikiwaita monkeys mnasema natusiana....
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    Hustler fund launch.

    Relax. I got your back sweetie....
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    Hustler fund launch.

    Tafadhali tuheshiane kijana pris. Only I, Guka, have a right to reprimand or insult my bae. You sir do not have that privilege so I would appreciate if you extended to the gracious lady all the courtesies expected of a gentleman. I will be much obliged sir.
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