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    Kujikosea heshima

    You are retarded...
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    Kujikosea heshima

    For these thugs, poison alcohol. That way innocent kids wont suffer...
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    Kujikosea heshima

    Umenikubusha time fulani huko early 2000s nilikuwa natoka Zanze Bar pale Kenya sinema na huko masaa sita usiku. I would then cross Moi Avenue to pick No. 15 to Langata hapo KTDA, just metres away. Every time I would tip the chokoraas outside Kenya Cinema mpaka nikakuwa mmoja wao. This one...
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    AOBTODAY - This is Guka

    Life expectancy is usually low when a lot of babies and children die young. Unapata out of 20 births only 3 kids get to say 60. Wengi wanakufa before 5. Ukachukua average (expectancy) unapata Iko 22...
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    AOBTODAY - This is Guka

    Some statistics just hit you like a hurricane. Like, guess what was the life expectancy in the great Roman empire? . . . . . . . . . . 22 years!
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    RIP Njoki

    @Denis Young , crazy thing is, that's the first thing that came to my mind. Kwanza the first kid looks like an oga from deep Delta State. The second is obviously the man's kid. In my view, the DNA theory is reinforced by the fact that the man shot matha and first dauta about 6 times each, but...
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    Remember Chickengate?

    So you lose 1.3b, a significant part of which you get as a kickback, then you are fined Sh7.5m? Well....
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    This is Guka - Onyango is Trending...

    Onyango amechanganyikiwa kabisaaaaa! 😂 😂😂 Anajua WWIII imelipuka and even he is not surviving. But that move he pulled was a 345 IQ manouvre mpaka mathe ametupa radar kabisa...
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    mapenzi mudly

    Hiyo sewage jo! Akimbie hosi awe tested for everything from ebola to covid....
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    Not necessary !

    The parable of the sower must have been written by Darwin.....aende akiendanga....
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    This is Guka - Onyango is Trending...

    This clip has made me laugh kama mjinga. Our lakeside folks can sometimes have their wires crossed. Oh wait, we Okuyus also have our fair share of Kasamans...
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    IDI AMIN, not all you hear about him is true

    About 10 years ago, I came across the real reasons Japan attacked the Americans at Pearl Harbour. Before then, I had only heard of the American perspective - that the Japanese was an evil empire that just wanted to conquer the whole of Asia.. Trust beberus at your own risk.
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    Machakos insecurity demos

    Why did the police use live bullets? We're the students violent? Aaaaaarggghhh!
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    Tamaa mbaya! mchele manenoz!

    Wachana na yeye. Nimekwambia mara ngapi yeye ni wetu?
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    Tamaa mbaya! mchele manenoz!

    I'll keep saying this: any person who does not have pharmacological education who administers any drugs to another person should be charged with attempted murder, with a minimal sentence of 7 years. Too many people have died from this nonsense ..
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    aob leo5 dec

    That's the day most of us would have died.....umwage nyama? NYAMA! Wueh!
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    This is Guka - Mathematically-Challenged Joho Cum Dumb Resigns...

    Like many Kenyans, I think they should be lined up Uhuru Park wakuwe target practice wa makrutu wa Kiganjo. Back in 2007, ODM unleashed a fake RO from Molo who alleged massive rigging in the constituency. Githeri media, which has always been pro-Baba gave him extensive coverage, just like they...
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    This is Guka - Mathematically-Challenged Joho Cum Dumb Resigns...

    We are proud of you lads. Those of us who in the know are grateful for your sacrifices.
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    This is Guka - Mathematically-Challenged Joho Cum Dumb Resigns...

    Sasa afande how does that make me low IQ? How've you been by the way? Nilikuwa nafikiri uko kule Bantus walitoka crushing heads....nimeskia hizo nyang'au a M23 zinaskia vijana wetu wako area zinapotea at the speed of a cheetah...
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    This is Guka - Mathematically-Challenged Joho Cum Dumb Resigns...

    Watajua hawajui. Nabii si easy-going, forgiving Uhunye....
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