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Hii gaidi ni Ile bipolar bae yangu ya kitaaambo ya Thika Road - intelligent but totally bonkers. Never (got those) titties...

Bae, what happened to you? All your arguments are obtuse...

Yenyewe mimi hushindwa sana ni nini mbaya na nyeuthi. Is it that we truly cannot reason ama ni kurogwa? Please akina @mzeiya, @Mwalimu-G, @Kasaman (ahem!), et al explain this to me like I am a 6-year old. Classic example? Look at this monkey here, who's pulled BS out of his arse and used it to...

Don't bother...

Kuna latent anger that once again boyshaod has been made to bite the dust while his bimbo walks. At the very least Maribe should have been found guilty of being an accessory after the fact. This anger is building up, and young gals watakipata, protestations of femicide not withstanding. The...

My outdated theories get proven every day. People just want a simple, safe commute, not endless noise and porn in a PSV. Just like they want their newspapers to give non-political news the prominence they deserve. But wajuaji never listen....

Damn, you too don't get it? Good thing me and you...ama wacha tuu...love you bae....

But looks very very yummy....

Sielewi makondofia inakujia wapi....

Nugu kama wewe hunishtua sana. Eti Sasa hutaki mwizi ashikwe ama nini? Na nimeona vile unanitusi pande ile ingine....your curse is coming...

Njaruo bado unaosha tunyanye vinembe? Niweke paybill pris?

Waah, you mean there were like 50m people at the crusade? Unavuta nini?

Another thing. Comparing the behaviour of Kenyans towards foreigners (even Japanese, Koreans, etc) to how Nigerians behave is silly. Kenya is a major tourist destination, Nigeria not so much...

Ruto is truly useless....

Ta imajini! Yaani unalala siku moja ukiwa singo the next day you are a family of 5.....crazy shit...

Is it that ametumia those fingers kupanua butt cheeks too often?

This country is a scam....I think the best thing a man can do is go totally off-grid...

Let me for once play the devil's advocate. I don't think Kenyans bow down to Whites. They bow down to what they think is 'money'. Just visit a restaurant in the newest Lexus SUV and see. Tip your waitress generously. Next time they'll all ignore the whites and crowd around your black ass. The...

Yenyewe this 'fuck you!" appointment sucks...

I honestly don't know what she's all about...sijanyita...