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Calabash ni nini? I don't need porridge, I need to give porridge....

Where can I wash rungu in Kamangu for one chwani? Corte niambie tusalimiane....

Hey, Lakini zimezidi. Am walking everywhere since I can't afford air fare....

Eti rains. Kitambo the excuse was bad roads. Fact is, the nigga is a careless creature. The principle of cause-and-effect ni alien kwake. Driving up the A104 am it never ceases to amaze me seeing Nissan drivers dangerous overtake a long line of private cars, including mine. Guess what, the...

That we, Nyeuthis, allow this shit is just unferkingbelievable....

Actually there's a very good reason to let trained crews handle accident scenes. Hundreds of people around the country are suffering from avoidable spinal injuries due to mishandling...

We can see through the name play boss....

There's a plot twist though....

Niweke mushawi?

Your agemates now are busy in the banks borrowing good money to fund their mega projects. Alafu sasa kuna wewe hapa unatusumbua kulipa 1900_INSTEAD_OF_3230_KeCredit_PAYBILL_4089103. SHAME!!! ON!!! YOU!!!! SHAAAAAME ON YOUUU *8* !!! See your life!!.

Incidentally watu wa Nyairobi, hizo ndizo mazingira tunaishi huku mashinani. Nyinyi bakini Pipeline tuu...

No sir. But you can come over. Surely you can support the weight of an old gentleman? Manki....

Dance naked around your pit latrine 20 times. Braryfaga...

So yesterday afternoon nilikuwa free. I decided to kufyeka nyasi at the hacienda. Kidogo kidogo my uncovered forearms started itching like crazy. It was so bad I had to sit down and scratch, true story. Kidogo kidogo this lady friend, Wachu, passed by and told me, old foolish Mzee stop...

Degree aliwapeana tuu hivo...

Humble brag? Sisi watu wa matz tuna-appreciate the smooth services za Super Metro na tuko tuu sawa...

Mushawi niache....go murder some poorbold lady, shenji!

Waah, waah, waah! This is just retarded.....

In my next life am definitely gonna be a pastor. That woman can feel the man's genitals rubbing against her back and she's OK. All he has to do next is ask...

BS.......