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Get the fare....or start practicing walking....

Marketing 101....

How does a thinking person allow himuselofu to become like this?

No casualties.....

She's hot for real though....

Get a second wife mambo yajiweke...do I have to tell you everything?

'Laughter the Best Medicine'. Then they had these one-liners at the bottom of the page that just oozed wisdom. Some times I think the net has unfairly stolen some of the best things that ever were, but that can never be. The cycles of life, I guess. (Some men mourned the steamship the way we...

I must have read my first RD when I was 8. I could never get enough of it, though when I look back it was all British propaganda - the copies I read had endless stories about how the Brits defeated Hitler. Sijui dam busters, code breakers and fantastic spies. But the RD also had incredibly...

Nimesema na nitaendelea kusema, mimi sotachoka kuambia nyeuthi the hard truth. Have you seen the level of stupidity shown by our people this flood season? Tuwe tunaambiana ukweli....

Ujinga ya Mwafrika haina kifani. Mnazaana kama panya mnajenga slums mpaka kwa fuo za mito. Mkitolewa mnateta. Kukifurika na msongwe na maji mnateta eti serikali imewasahau. Nobody owes you brainless monkeys a life. Go back to the village and farm, nugus.

Njaruo banae....I am drowning in a flood of poverty. Send me a canoe of WhiteKAP...

Bosss, please! Grow some self-respect. There's nothing to commend about addressing a bunch of monstrous killers, many of whom are homosexuals or child molesters (Hallo, Genocide Joe!)....

The election of Ruto, against all reasonable advice, has thrown Kenya into a ditch. Now all thieves in the political arena think they can steal their way into the presidency or other high office. Unaona vile Gavana Dimpos anaiba? He reckons that if he can steal enough like Ruto, then he can...

I like these non-coastal generals. Very fit. Kibwana and Mwathethe were just lazy, fat tadpoles. No wonder Al Adde happened....

Calabash ni nini?

Mtu wetu anamalizwa..... Mt Kenya tumeisha.....

Mzungu akikupenda jua kuna kitu anataka.....be afraid. Of course this could also be a harmless invitation to deepen ties in view of China's rise and devts in West Africa.....

Nduthiman akicheza kama Messi game shot...

Aki the way they are laughing....I guess the owner is an entitled 'my car' bitch that never says hi to anybody.....

I have come to realise that there's a significant cohort of Kenyans that is totally unable to think rationally. Kila siku ni ku-spew bullshit coz they are full of the crap. Take this Gaitho asso for instance. Does he even know that Jomo only took up the land on Thika Road - buying it, not...