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    President Museveni's ally goes missing in Nairobi after taxi ride

    I agree, taxi to Tom Mboga street? He was headed to Sabina Joy or Eureka. Many foreigners know those 2 old joints. Am sure ukipeleka picha ya huyo MP and quietly ask the waiters especially wa Sabina, they will remember him.
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    Arsenal vs Liverpool

    At some point arsenal will crumble and go on a loosing streak, and finish 3rd after Man city and my beloved Chelsea
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    Arsenal vs Liverpool

    Liverpool captain mshenzi sana, its claimed he racially abused Jesus. Under investigation
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    Arsenal vs Liverpool

    arsenal will bottle it... as usual...
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    Tu lu lu

    nya what? sielewi. like i said, ni political rumours. but remeber there is a high probability she Jumwa may not be approved by parliament due to her legal shenanigans. time will tell
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    Arsenal vs Liverpool

    leo tuko team arsenal. links wadau
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    Tu lu lu

    I have seen somewhere that Aisha Jumwa may have been replaced by Cate Waruguru..subject to confirmation tho. Hustler-ville ni ku moto
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    Mzee Putin might unleash nuke

    US government just bought hundreds of millions of anti radiation pills. And it's now emerged that the US and UK have special ops teams inside Ukraine. Seems we may see afew mushroom clouds soon. As kenya how would we be affected? Do we start hoarding iodine pills incase of radiation raining...
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    Adult(18+) free lessons by pastor

    Imagine this pastor's wife, seeing hubby akipigana vidole. No wonder that Tz pastor's wife was eating the male secretary. Kwa haga.
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    Uhuru Goes MIA

    I guess so, he seems to like Mombasa like his dad.
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    Uhuru Goes MIA

    Let the man enjoy his retirement in peace. Akule mali yake mos mos. If I was him naenda international holiday 6 months ya kupiga mwili pole... na ku consolidate mahesabu za na huko....na kubadilisha diet kiasi..
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    Mzee Putin might unleash nuke

    Putin will probably be overthrown by his generals who will hen seek a truce with the west. Never underestimate the self survival Instinct. I bet if he issued an order to use nukes the generals wouldn't comply
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    Tanzanian cops

    Lucky escape otherwise ange kufanya ile kitu bila lube
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    Veronika cdika

    Accidentally sat on a pin then poof
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    gmo

    Hii GMO apana, si elders mtamea nyonyo banae?
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    Major clubs n pubs closed down

    Hehe true, just watch out for the pishori gals
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    Tanzanian cops

    If there is something I truly miss about Tz it's gotta be the food. Tasty n cheaper than ours. I especially miss mtori soup for curing hangover. I never liked that chips mayai they love so much
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    Major clubs n pubs closed down

    That club iko na dumba, easy to find yourself there at 9AM
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    Tanzanian cops

    Having lived there afew more tips. Observe speed limits, they like to wait for you right at the road sign. Also make sure your tyres are ok, they even have that device for measuring grove depth. Ohh and they like to be bribed in kshs. And they dont like Kenyans generally. Woe unto you If you...
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