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    Accident Alert: Kamakis

    He seems inebriated. DUI leading to vehicular homicide huko Bidenstan they do not entertain. There is a minimum mandatory jail sentence for each death and the judge has discretion to increase it based on the B.A.C. This is something that I hope they can start implementing in Kenya ndio iwe...
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    Types of Luo

    Don't buy into the hype by that wingroad, dirty tirries, yoghurt & banana loving, grumpy ol' man that always thought or thinks that if you were or are against his Mungich, Mt. Kirinyaga facing deities one has to be a "Jaruo". 😁 :ROFLMAO:😁
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    Del Monte surrenders hundreds of acres of land

    And it needs no guessing nor speculation as to who will get first dibs at the huge tracts of land allocation. As you stated this should have been kept as farming land.
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    Somali community in Kenya. Discuss

    They're main the reason this document doesn't carry as much weight as it previously did when seeking to travel abroad.
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    Dear Kikuyus......

    Jibu swali and priss wacha sideshows. What opinion should we have of you based on your choice that you now want to distance yourself from? Really simple question.
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    Dear Kikuyus......

    Weren't you part of this crew down here? Exactly 5 years ago to-date. So what opinion should we have of you and your fellow minions? :rolleyes:
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    God's chosen people

    Oh well, life goes on! 😁 😁😁
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    Rishi Sunak it is

    @Okiya fanya ile kitu ulifanya na Truss ndio uji redeem 100% kwa predictions. Uwe in good standing na Senetas. 😁
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    Not so good news

    Priss, why should you be the one to get in the way of bursting the bubble of hasoras utopia? Priss, let them reside there a tad longer. 😁
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    Toto

    One thing you have to give Kaleos is that they embraced the generational shift to youthful leadership. Hope the rest of the country could do this too.
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    Journalist Kimani Mbugua locked up in Mathare Hospital

    @Pastor ebu kam fasta fasta priss.
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    I disagree with Raila

    Babu Owino should be nowhere near the top leadership of ODM. Heck he shouldn't even be serving as an MPig. That guy needs to be prepping on defending himself on attempted murder charges if Kwinya had functional institutions.
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    President Museveni's ally goes missing in Nairobi after taxi ride

    Huyu alikuwa ameenda kusafisha lungu huko kwa fixed price 150.00. @Cortedivoire can you confirm haya maneno?
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    Revealed: Meru ‘killer bus’ was a mobile luxury mini club

    You're 100% right on this. Thinking this was a copy & paste from majuu. What they probably don't know or knew (and/or ignored) is that party buses majuu are used ONLY for transportation. From one party spot to the next. When they are being transported everyone is seated. There is no serving of...
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    NASKIA KUNA MP AMENYURIA

    Underlying yako nikusota. 😁 😁😁
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    Mzee Putin might unleash nuke

    :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: Darn it's the weekend. Kuwa mpole.
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    Major clubs n pubs closed down

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    JKIA Terminal 1B and C

    Business lounges are for passengers with business class tickets.
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    Cretin is in the city

    Figsed.
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