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    halafu munasema anafuatwa because of chief hustler

    Very dirty, stinky man! I believe the ex-wife counts her blessings each dawning day for having dropped this degenerate from her life earlier than later!
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    Bibi ya Wenyewe

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    Witchcraft

    For someone who wants you dead but is too smart to soil his clothes with your blood, the most effective thing to do is to call you mchawi, mwizi wa watoto, paedophile ama mungiki. Utaenda kabisaa, mjomba! Little evidence is required by the execution squad! Remember the wahindi who were...
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    Trouble in the hotel

    I wish watu wa hii senate tungekua neutral. Bash ruto, bash raila, ama praise either only if they deserve. We have been here all along. We ought to act like us since, as per experience, we know better. We were here before the wolf wore the sheepskin. We know them all and it will be a shame if we...
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    HNIB update. It is so declassified

    Huwa sielewi. Eti "declassified"??? Declassified ni dawa ya kutibu ugonjwa gani?
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    Keno then finally Githurai Pork joint

    I couldn't help but notice 2 interesting things. 1. The tweet was obviously done by someone else other than raila. He was too busy for that. 2. Every negative reply to the tweet has an equally negative but very harsh push-back reply from different handles that are ostensibly raila supporters.
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    Did you mourn?

    The demise of Mobdro? I was left shagalabagala. Really. Mobdro died on me when I was totally hooked on the historic sitcom, I Love Lucy. There was also the ever good Fawlty Towers, The Sopranos and a few others. But the others you can find them elsewhere. I Love Lucy, I can't find it anywhere...
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    RUTO ROUGHENED UP LIKE A BURKENGE

    He was in Ukambani, obviously. Where else would you expect to hear wiper, even a whisper? A man biting a dog should be the news! Like the day raila alitolewa unyoya huko Kisumu! When they rough him in Eldoret, I will be more interested.
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    Kalonzo

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    These religious leaders...

    God is watching them from above, and he is like....
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    OnePlus Smartphones

    One Plus is one of the surest brands you can bet on at any time anywhere in the world! I handled the very old OnePlus 3T when it was still new about 5 years ago. The thing felt more solid than a piece of a tile in my hands! At that time the only smartphone of repute people in Kenya knew was the...
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    I don't understand why KBC presenter Purity Museo is complaining to DCI

    Aiiii! Mwa nî kaseo! Na Hii ndio ndume inayowania
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    Happy birthday.

    Happy birthday to her, if it makes her happy! Sincerely. I admire her stamina. Making your presence seen, heard and felt in the Kenyan political jungle without a coalition, a sponsor or a godfather is not a mean feat!
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    Worthy reading

    https://www.sciencenews.org/article/top-10-scientific-surprises-science-news-first-100-years
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    Francis kimemia today morning

    None is clean. Not even one!
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    Francis kimemia today morning

    Okay, Okiya! Now tell us, is Karua a deep state's or the deeper state's candidate? We, you and I, are going to vote for the electable candidate, aren't we?
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    Return of iron lady

    Sympathy. Tell Martha to feign disability. Tutamchagua tukiwa wengi.
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    Return of iron lady

    Why does raila 'paint' his hair? To look suave, of course!
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    Return of iron lady

    Done! I am a convert. I will vote for Martha. Now, please, persuade the rest of my fellow Kenyan voters to do the same so that your vote and mine won't be a vanity!
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