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Kudos, @Luther12. Always powerful documentaries.

Isn't Kakamega mudavadi's home turf? Kwangu mimi, it would be more interesting if the people of Eldoret ama Nakuru would heckle Ruto, because the news would be hatakikani mpaka kwake nyumbani.

Oh my! Just a little tweaking touch on the image by a malicious rascal and this engine would pass as the Madaraka Express engine!

Ciakorire Wacu gîtandainî! Meteorites are valuables. Some are worth tens of thousands of dollars!

Si husemekana sisi bonobo we are only good at copying? If you see it happen here jua it happened huko majuu first.

..... or, more aptly, furiously fast! In a similar accident here at home, former Nyeri governor died.

Helmet, oh dear me! The religion of helmets is the best religion ever to all of us!

Guys, guys! Please, express some horror, even if it is for pretences' sake! Why does it sound like you are applauding this beastly abuse? I believe you have kids! And I won't wish any harm. But I am definitely certain that the parents of such abused children would say this prayer for you...

Janet ni kazee sana.

I hate the brothers, not because they did me any wrong, but because of my jealousy! Janet Mbugua si karembo sana na hata hakana nyama, but hua nakanoki, all the same!

Kama ni kamûtî that I don't fear. What I dread are steelwool cooks and transformer butchers.

These I don't fear. What would be of utmost concern for me is the possibility of her getting brainstormed mpaka apeleke pesa na Mali zingine huko ama aende kutiwa na huyo kalumanzila.

Unless hers is a whoring escapade, why should I worry?

Can't bring myself to imagine that you can actually write things like these. Maze, all religions should be banned with immediate effect!

Dear esteemed Senator @wrongturn, why would you refer me to that shitty website that requires subscription in order for me to read its garbage!?

You kill, you are killed. Period.