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Am I seeing things or has the Geezer experienced a premature ejaculation? The trousers are dirty and the zipper is undone. Very off putting, if you ask me. Mmsshhewww!!

Life in a rural village can be very mundane and boring at the best of times. People yearn for anything, whatever it may be, to break the routine and the unavoidable tedium.

Good Boy. Well done Son. Seems he learnt about life faster than his Dad. His legal pickle is that he conducted himself in a manner that is not only nonfamilial and uncultural but also uncongenial and constituting the crime of assault, mainly actual bodily harm. Maybe there was another avenue...

Very funny and pure genius.

@Kasaman, Na kuonea 18 Mtu wangu.

Could it be, and bear in mind that this is my gut feeling, intimidation of the “Mambo ni matatu … “ calibre?

When the Incumbent is sabotaging and subverting their chances, the Protagonists need do nothing. Mama mboga and all haslas know Ruto is a liar who doesn’t give a damn about their cost of living, their business profits or their Children’s education. What other campaign tool do they need? From...

No. No way. Not on JSKS watch where those with money can influence any decision, however undeserved, to their advantage. In this case, I rule that the cosmetic changes are adequate to address the structural concerns @Kasaman

Tell them my Dear…..Please Sir. I am happy you have noticed because I wondered why you were not raising your voice about the mediocrity yet you, naturally shall we say, happen to be one of the sharpest minds here.

For the first time in our short history as a Nation State, we are poised to have One-term President. No ifs and no buts. Such unpopularity have never been witnessed even in Moi’s era.

Does he himselfu ride a Matatu? Does he know the inconvenience of wasting time waiting for one to be full to get going? Does he know the unbearable noisy and shameless music played on them? Why can’t he tell his Government to get its act together so that Kenyans can afford their conveniences...

I see what you did there!

They should stick to the narrative that the handchieth is the reason for high cost of living and high petrol prices. Hii ingine haieleweki kabisa!

Nyani haoni kundule Banae. As if their line-up of criminals Echesa, Aishua Juma, Kuria, Mithika Linturi were any better…

Talk of obfuscation and ambiguity. But then again, maybe the Guy doesn’t even understand the policy at all and is grappling in the dark.

We accepted the results and moved on as it was the will of the Kenyan People and what democracy demands. As Uhuru quipped when the results were announced “The People of Kenya have spoken and we respect the will of the People”. The problem remains that we elected an incompetent lot and you and...

@Mwalimu-G, Many Kenyans are in a regretful mood for what they did on the last ballot. That is of course apart from the diehard fanatics of Kenya Kwisha. It is going to one and a half years since they got the mandate and they still don’t have a clue or inkling on matters fiscal. JSKS is single...

We are a religious and God fearing country. Ida and Raila suggested we investigate Churches and Pastors with a view to licensing them and we crucified them for that. Watu wakule ujeuri wao!

Some shrubs and grasses may not be palatable to livestock but are great at preventing soil erosion, soil dehydration and soil degradation. Such grasses may have the additional benefits of adding more humus to the soil and might even have basket-weaving, fuel or thatching purposes. Nothing in...