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Wordle 538 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 The jinni of 3/6 has jinxed me for the better part of the week.

I thought it's a heist of some kind.

What am not getting is how a loan of 500 gonna help anybody, beyond providing a meal or drink or lanye for a day. And no, it onto stand the test of time. The risk of default is too high for the interest rate to sustain. Not mentioning administration costs of the fund. And who knows how to...

You have a way of murdering the colonial language with reckless abandon.

Ni mtu kama wewe. Shaddaff

Sensationalism.

Reke ndigane nawe.

Thiì ūkìūmaga. Wazzock.

Not quite. He unleashes a lot of Vaiyolens on me. Daily. Just like you.

Old senile Guoka, what's the purpose of the loan? To buy unga for the day? To pay 150 for three days? To consume? I think you are the deranged one this time round.

Sikua nimeona hii sweep. FYI, I never have the intention of flaunting my humble business, and if it comes out like that, then fcuk you. My intention has always been to show the futility of 500 bob to 12m Kenyans and the false belief that it will lift everyone (or anyone for that matter) from...

2 points clear No.5 trailing by 11 points. Nadai award.

Kasaman anyuaga njohi kiroko. No wonder he's always incoherent.

I will ignore the maths for a moment and assume it's a typo. But just tell me, Hawa watu 12m wataanza biashara gani, and who will they sell to? Just imagine that 1 out of every 4 people you know (including toddlers) is in the business of selling one thing or the other. Does it even make sense...

Mlevi ama mwisi?

Nìhìndì wamenya?

Let's put down a list of businesses you can start with 500 bob. 1. Mayai Boilo 2. Smokies 3. Mahindi choma 4. Cassava Choma 5. Chips mwitu 6. Chapati mwitu 7. Githeri Mwitu 8. Shoeshiner 9. Cobbler 10. Mama mboga Now, look at your village. Just the people served by your local shopping center...

Sasa, mbona wasimpatie hio 50k saa hii? You see, that 500 bob is just creating another breed of "enterprenuers" hawking everything that nobody really needs. Yule jamaa Hana hio 500 bob akipatiwa ataanza kuuza mayai boilo. In the process the well established seller will see his sales decline...

What's the big deal about being locked out of a 500 bob loan?