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Leya *mavuno* ya shamba, maharagwe

@shahid :LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL: but wewe @Gio sio Gio original, you bonoko

I second you mwalimu.

Readings at Mass - Sun 11 July Liturgical Colour: Green. First reading Amos 7:12-15 'Go, shepherd, and prophesy to my people Israel' Amaziah, the priest of Bethel, said to Amos, ‘Go away, seer;’ get back to the land of Judah; earn your bread there, do your prophesying there. We want no more...

Mind your language

Huu sio wimbo wa sadaka

Readings at Mass - Sun 4 July Liturgical Colour: Green. First reading Ezekiel 2:2-5 These rebels shall know that there is a prophet among them The spirit came into me and made me stand up, and I heard the Lord speaking to me. He said, ‘Son of man, I am sending you to the Israelites, to...

jakipash mekanika murefi unmasked; yololo

@Meria hekaya

Readings at Mass - Sun 27 June Liturgical Colour: Green. First reading Wisdom 1:13-15,2:23-24 God takes no pleasure in the extinction of the living Death was not God’s doing, he takes no pleasure in the extinction of the living. To be – for this he created all; the world’s created things...

Liturgical Colour: Green. First reading Job 38:1,8-11 From the heart of the tempest the Lord gives Job his answer From the heart of the tempest the Lord gave Job his answer. He said: Who pent up the sea behind closed doors when it leapt tumultuous out of the womb, when I wrapped it in a...

Aiii I dont like those surpents Mwalimu,

Safi sana Shemeji wetu.

can anyone inhale that gas or it completely burns out before escaping to the air? Nauliza juu hata @Introvert parked his piki piki next to the edge of the crater

Ntong'au in Kimeru

Liturgical Colour: Green. Ezekiel 17:22-24 First reading I will plant a shoot on the high mountain of Israel The Lord says this: ‘From the top of the cedar, from the highest branch I will take a shoot and plant it myself on a very high mountain. I will plant it on the high mountain of...

I heard nun telling me about that. will have to confirm. Sasa hata pan cakes zitakuwa zina smell garlic!

This did magic to me until recently; when they started adding onions, garlic nikaacha kuzinunua.

Some years back, in Primary school, (I think I was in class 4 or 5), It was a must to go for PE, the school had a big field, now Mwalimu Gashwin akatuambia we have to compete, running ile ya kusunguka kiwanja onec, and when my time came, tukawekwa kwa line each with his lane, on your...