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22 years banae. Spring chicken. 😁

From where I sit atop my bodaboda, inside Chemelil Roundabout, going by the general tone of language here, there is a slow but steady gravitation towards a more primitive form of mental life. Hata yule yule muzee wa This is Guka.

28th October 2016.

Holocaust ikuje.

😁😁 Your bra is a bit tight. Legeza.

😁😁 @It's Me Scumbag akiandika report hapa atasema, "It was at this moment the nubile damsel realized that she might be giving the audience a little more than they paid for."

😁 Ati ukienda CMC Motors utazipata kwa aisle ya lipstick na tampons. 😁

Hii kalatas imewahi nipigia honi kwa zebra crossing nikaipiga slap ikazimika.

Jibambe bro.

Watu wa Toyota Mark X, with smoked lights and stupid body kits will try to race a superbike. Epukana nao ukiweza.

Wewe unakula za wizi. Huwezi niroga.

Saitan. Ibulisi.

Hiyo nyang'au ikituma nibuyie Chrome ingine.

😁😁 Thank you Your Honor, for rightly terming the subject as a 'vehicle'. I shall wait quietly in my seat for a thread about 'cars'.

Saitan ibulisi.

Hii ni nini?

You never know when the craving will strike. Kisha, ogopa Nduthiventists. Unafikiri mbona @Field Marshal ameshinda akilia hapa. 😁

😁 We must tell him the truth, even when it seems futile. Never tire.

Kwanza gallows set up at Uhuru Park and hanging preceded by a show by Sarakasi Dancers. Speech prepared and read by @Kasaman .

I pledged this site at a harambee recently. Jueni tu inakujiwa.