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Mzee na @Aviator , thank you for your business. Please spread the good news to your fossilized friends. Jakipash Enterprises.

Mallet haikuwa karibu.

😁 When I was an intern my boss would call me any Jaruo name that popped into his head. But he dutifully signed the 6k petty cash voucher every month that was my salary. God bless you Mr Ngugi. 😁

Wangeambia @Mongrel mapema akimbie hapo na sabuni.

Underline the key word.... (na sisemi ni STORY).

Unless apate ya wizi. That's why yule poet wa DCI, fundi wa mbao amemchimbia feeding trough kwa meza.

Nimeona hiyo salamu nikaenda kuweka kifuli kwa gate. Shait. 😁😁

Splendid. How about you?

Hello Sir.

Piga picha ya sahani yako design ya Clare Muthoni kwanza.

😁😁 What was the plate for? Serving slices?

😁 I don't think so.

Hiyo panya inafikiri 5G ni gram tano za bangi. 😁😁

Omwami, I was deliberating sending some spicy wings your way. Utazitupa? 😁😁

I hope the consequences on those Kisumu goons for what they visited upon that poor woman are so exaggeratedly bad that they want to die from the resulting pain and shame.

Expert Medical Opinion:

Shait.

Blalfakkin.

Nimeona. Afinywe.

What exactly is the offence, two sets of school uniform?