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😁😁 You need to get your head examined. Lakini, is it by pure coincidence that your fundis are named after my dogs?

Wacha bana, we ndo bodaman ama mimi?

Shakespeare alisema nothing is impossible for a bodaboda man and a man in love.

😅😅😅 Shait.

😁 Saida yako kubwa ni kuconfuse mashuzi na heated seats za ukweli.

Poa saidi. Vipi?

Nugu ilifungua dirisha ikakojoa from a moving truck.

@It's Me Scumbag , unaweza kuwa na itinerary ya yule jamaa wa chomelea? @Meria kagonga butterfly na Succed new shape, V12 biturbo AWD tiptronic. Nikimpata na hii ni game short.

😁😁 True. I had a Chase Bank t-shirt that had to be worn on Saturdays. Sure, it got threadbare after a couple of years and the Mrs warned me that it would disappear. Sadly, I didn't know just how soon that 'soon' was. That t-shirt was like a thinking cap. Carburetor float levels giving me...

😄 Looks like the count down to a very serious hotdog. I'm in.

😁 What happens if you jump the queue?

Still purring.

Wasikutishe bana.

@mzeiya ,these people are joking with you. 😁 😁

Well, seeing as the snatch occurred inside a restaurant, I must concur with you.

Melia, this is awesome for a movie scene. Tahamaki. Inspekta Sikujua chasing bad guys jumping from one roof to the next.

😁 😁 There come a time.... when his microwave will ask for proof too.