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  1. MkukiMoto

    Enyewe Technology ni kitu poa; How I had a Social Distanced Threesome.

    Shuma kama haija gonga ndani si sex, ni foreplay.
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    DRAMA IN KAKAMEGA AS MAN STUCK IN LOVER'S HONEY POT

    Kumbe watu wa Nduthi wana tabia ile ile. Hata huko India :oops:
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    Machakos By Election

    Unfortunately, something like that. Have you always thought, you and Kenya voters have total control of who becomes your President ?
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    DRAMA IN KAKAMEGA AS MAN STUCK IN LOVER'S HONEY POT

    Ate Doctor ya Twa Twa..:D
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    Machakos By Election

    Actually, if one is an incumbent President in Kenya, he just needs one major ethnic voting bloc. Kibaki proved it by defeating the toxic 40 Vs 1 political mantra in 2007. Moi held to power for 24 years by using the Kalenjin voting bloc as his ‘political fulcrum’. Ruto is not a sitting president...
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    Machakos By Election

    True... but sells newspapers for wrapping nyama choma. :D:D:D
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    Machakos By Election

    Olisikia wapi ? 😂
  8. MkukiMoto

    Machakos By Election

    @Mwalimu-G , the MCA's vote on BBI is an indicator that without Uhuru's support, DP will never sleep in statehouse as the big guy. In my humble opinion, Uhuru is in total control of who will succeed him as President. Ruto has a chance to be either a Prime Minister or deputy but not President...
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    Muddying the waters

    Why not try to make the agriculture sector work under the post 2010 devolved functions ? Kenyans are still too obsessed with national politics at the expense of holding County government structures accountable. For starters, go after those non performing, power hungry, clueless and greedy MCA's .
  10. MkukiMoto

    Mbona kenya hakuna macdonalds

    Once in while not a bad idea. Since most of their friends get treated too. Shida is when vifaranga want to eat the stuff every weekend, every special day, and more often during holiday breaks.
  11. MkukiMoto

    Shock Absorber "Kumwaga"

    Me too. That is what this Kijiji can do to you :D I learn sexual innuendos here almost every day. Jana Guka amesema kuna dark skin kwakwe with good "supporting documents"
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    Hujuma namba

    Good question. One explanation, it was an attempt to confirm the authenticity of current ID,S. Corrupt Kenya Immigration officials have over the years given fake Kenyans ID cards. A potential noble goal, but busy bodies have hijacked the project for their own personal financial or political...
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    Hujuma namba

    Mimi sijapata SMS
  14. MkukiMoto

    Mbona kenya hakuna macdonalds

    Good question. KFC has invested in franchises in Kenya towns and are doing booming business. So not sure why McDonalds are still reluctant. My comments are from a business point of view. My personal view is to keep our young ones away from these fast food offerings to reduce the risk of obesity.
  15. MkukiMoto

    Mobile Home

    I like the kitchen, Hakuna vitu za mama kama apron..:D
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    Mobile Home

    Looks okay and neat. Usiwache mama aanze kuweta vitambaa ya mauwa kwa hiyo kitu ya kukaa na kulala.
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    Perpetual Motion Machine

    Dynamo - great invention !
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    Perpetual Motion Machine

    Yes that is the garget
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