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    Kumbe Safcon iko kama Kenyanlist Crypto

    😂😂😂 Sad, lakini si anifanyie reversal ya Kcr zangu I bequeath my wajukuu in my will. Nowadays watu wanakufa kukufa
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    Kumbe Safcon iko kama Kenyanlist Crypto

    What was happening with safcom last night because I couldn't top up via 544 or transact via the app? Though even conglomerates like Kenyanlist also run into similar headwinds. The other day I tried redeeming my Kenyanlist crypto for airtime..... Ni kama zinakuja kwa mguu coz bado hazijafika.
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    To the followers of Jameson Mashati and Monkey Trader

    There are no dire consequences for irresponsible actions in Kenya
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    Eti the neighbour next door has been emotional of late, Hehehee!

    Are you talking about God?
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    Eti the neighbour next door has been emotional of late, Hehehee!

    Is this the one that is only 4 light years away? Sio mbali sana, might just go on a space trip to calm my curiosity
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    This & That... It Still Hurts Edition.

    Epic!!!! Great morning laughter
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    Introvert in Oyugis Town

    This guy is too hairy to be Makanika Mlevi
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    shida za nyumbani

    That woman is toxic, spewing such profanities in front of the kids, na huyu Mwanamme ni mjinga sana, recording and exposing domestic squabbles to the world
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    Hawa Wanafunzi pia wangejipanga na wafuate the law

    Setting up a road block at the bottom of a steep hill is tempting fate, but their priority must have been to seal all alternative routes
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    Engiti kunukisa Onion/ Shallots

    😂😂😂
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    This is Guka - The Oracle of Ndeiya Predicts: Serious International Military Clash/Standoff to Occur in Next 30 Days

    China/DPRK/Iran are too big to be attacked directly, expect something in a country on the fringes kama full scale war in Mozambique, Chad, DRC, Somalia, Libya or crazy atrocities by Sekau in Nigeria
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    This is Guka - The Oracle of Ndeiya Predicts: Serious International Military Clash/Standoff to Occur in Next 30 Days

    To set up a revolving fund for Ndeiya group of Paybill solicitors
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    #SilahaMitaani

    This is heavy. Papa is a dead man walking. Despite blurring the image, his voice will give him away
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    Okiya Pamba shikeni hii

    Either way he's acknowledged that all is not well in paradise and that he did it for the money
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    Idle musings

    Have gone through so many different workers to realize that everyone is a potential thief. These guys are experts for instance in tomatoes the watchmen organizes his crew armed with torches with a green filter and harvest half the ready fruit per plant .... The next morning you'll be like hii...
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    Idle musings

    Hahaha damages ni ngapi? Not a believer but am tired of sharing my produce with these pricks.
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    Idle musings

    It's really bad I tell you, everyone is looking for an opportunity to cut corners and make an extra coin off your work, ukimwachia mafuta anakamua and do not irrigate well, dawa anapiga maji, fertilizer Wana stuff kwa nguo...... The worst is that you can't trust watchmen, inabidi ukae nao or...
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    Apewe 21 gun salute kwa funeral

    Good riddance! These guys zoom by my place every day leaving me checking whether the kids are safe. A month ago my youngest kid 3yrs aligongwa hapo kwa gate and luckily hakuumia sana, so I can't help but wonder who gives these pricks the right to endanger peoples lives for no good reason
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    Idle musings

    Have lived in different locations but kwa theft central takes it hands down! Farmhands will steal inputs if you don't supervise closely and then steal the produce if you don't guard it. One small slip up of your guard unapoteza kila kitu. The only thing they seem to respect is witchcraft...
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