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    thought train doors can save him, so he spits in his face..

    Thats a satisfying ass whopping
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    Fundis in the house, whats your experience with stone coated Mabatis

    yes, trick ni ununue from trusted brands, avoid the cheap china imported brands. And get gauge 28 and below, 26 if you can afford, and ensure the delivered product is what was purchased. A micrometer screw gauge itasaidia wewe. Minimum roof pitch should be 15° or else water will pond
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    masaibu ya liqour business esp when it comes to cops

    Coz analipa the big sonko alot so he tells his foot soldiers wasionekana hapo
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    Accident Alert: Southern Bypass, Captured by Jakipash on Video

    Hebu waite "anus lickers" tuone kama idi admin ata jam ama ngima atasema we infringing on copyright
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    Accident Alert: Southern Bypass, Captured by Jakipash on Video

    As you approach the airtel junction on sourthern bypass, matatus do this kila jioni, kuna cop na piki piki hapo kwa the new overpass ya sereni hotel watching and waiting for his 50 bob
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    This is Guka - The Oracle Speaketh Again...

    haiya, hamuamini, generalli died of lead poisoning. AP has conformed. https://apnews.com/article/russia-ukraine-war-live-updates-cbd6eed3e1b8f4946f5f490afd06b4be Maj. Gen. Andrei Sukhovetsky, the commanding general of the Russian 7th Airborne Division, was killed in fighting in Ukraine earlier...
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    Hapa Hussein Mohamed- DP's press man ameshikwa peupe

    Ujinga Ruto anafanya just reminds me of Raila back then, iko siko walituambia they had a meeting with Obama but all there was was a photo op, but at least alimsalimia. Hii ya D.P wameenda a step further, amekutana na assistant wa under-secretary, akatuambia he met the man himselfu
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    This is Guka - The Oracle Speaketh Again...

    A russian major general was killed today by a sniper
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    Shocking Revelations On How Nairobi Governor Accomplices Went on ‘Looting Spree’ at City Hall

    Lets elect Bishop Wanjiru, ataombea jiji irudi laini
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    Nandi Hills MP Alfred Keter has joined UDA

    Impossible with the way nominations are done, they are either stage managed by parties or goons interfere with the process. At some point we have to fund IEBC to do this job instead of funding parties
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    Let's Have A Conversation

    This is a big issue, its impossible for the community to exist in harmony in the presence of a stalker. The stalking might be the differentiator
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    Nandi Hills MP Alfred Keter has joined UDA

    Kweli, inakaa ground ni moto zaidi. But utakuta kajamaa kanacheza 4d chess, anataka aangushwe during nominations then his campaign iwe UDA rigged me out coz. I'm not an ass licker, so elect mtetezi wa raia on an independent ticket
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    Your nyamchom could be from stolen stock

    Ati zile huwa zimekimbizwa a few hours before slaughter ndio tamu zaidi
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    Kanunu under fire from MCAs

    NMS automatically dies in June
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    Graves in the shamba

    Usiskize hio upus, worked on plots where the sellers walitoa all signs of existence of graves. Mtazipata mkifanya excavation, contractor na developer wanaulizana whether to involve authorities. Quick consensus huwa dig a new grave hapo kando kazi izidi. Those sons who hid the graves, wako wako...
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    news reporters

    Near impossible to remove rascist attitudes from a people, yaani these jokers walitwangwa na the Japs, then a decade plus later they still underate the Viets
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    news reporters

    Hapa umekosea, they can own nukes, but that doesn't mean the lives of their average citizen has improved
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    'The devil led me to steal OCS mobile'

    OCS huwa na encrypted devices, ala, kenya hatuko mbaya sana. Ama "security phones" ni osungu.dll ya journalist
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    Masaibu ya turkana

    Future ya hii mafuta yetu ni gani? Getting a financier for the pipeline imekuwa ngumu. Electric Vehicles are coming very soon so demand ya petroli is about to go down the toilet.....
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    news reporters

    Completely agree, hata the reason the brits, french, dutch were caught pants down in Hong Kong, Singapore, Vietnam & Indonesia was coz. they didn't believe these small yellow men could conduct a serious war. Same reason they had concerntration camps in Kenya, but when Germany does it to fellow...
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