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    Principal Secretaries

    :geek: :geek: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: Twitter waseme pia under secretaries need firing, there is no catching a break
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    BREAKING: Ruto Dismisses the Entire Cabinet

    LSK pulling out put an end to that charade, president wa my institution bado alikuwa akisema "abuju buju" until events over took him
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    Prime suspect in macabre killing of women in Kware arrested

    Ni ujinga, order huwa you establish facts za post mortem so you can interrogate the confession, hii yao they will get "facts" from the confession then edit the post mortem to fit. Have the bodies even been identified? Jamaa akisema he killed say lady A on monday, did they have time to counter...
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    Trump - Attempted Assassination

    Hehehehe, can't get better in Murica, official acts ruling comes to mind. Jamaa just won himself the election
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    BREAKING: Ruto Dismisses the Entire Cabinet

    I now begin to understand the source of your irritation and bewilderment. All other presidents got away with it, why are the mobs holding Rutos palms to the fire for doing the exact same thing. What you are not accounting for is this is 60yrs worth of citizens exasperation with government. Pole...
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    BREAKING: Ruto Dismisses the Entire Cabinet

    Majamaa wa Ruto bado mmekula nare, hamuamini jangili wenu ameshindwa na job. Mnadhani amefuta cabinet kwa kupenda
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    IG Kaome

    shida ni the puppeteer is still puppeteering
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    Platform upgrade poll

    I don't know about the update, what they listed read like greek, just ensure you don't lock out peeps after the update
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    In global news, Zelensky interview incoming...

    Well the fuckers promised funding, then when the rubber meets the road they remember they have domestic problems the money can fix
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    Four young lives lost in a road accident

    He is the grim reaper, those tagged have 18 days left
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    Waria in UK/Wales-A case of Camel and Tent Owner

    Lakini si nyinyi developers mnafurahia, labour at slave rates
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    Starlink ethernet adapter

    Angalia options za shipping from Murica
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    How we used to love Uhuru

    Ni hio brain moja yeye hutumia kuvuka barabara, ama kuna ingine?
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    Don't expect anything until 2028...

    They thought tugeges dishing out money in every manner of sports tournaments and church harambess would endear them to the youth, sasa kamenuka wacha tuone what other hare-brain ideas they will come up with
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    Moto kutoka jikoni

    If they pull this off, I'm hopefull about my country
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    A Drug That Can Regrow Teeth Enters Human Trial

    Tuma email, they may need a wide subset of the worlds population for the trials
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    Another 600m to a B to drown in the swamp

    Ile math ya, "if you had a B in your a/c, it allows you to withdraw 100k daily for 27 yrs before it runs dry", puts a B in perspective
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    Knocking some sense to Rigathi

    majamaa voted for a clown sasa they want to dump him on guys who wanted nothing to do with him
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    One step forward...two backwards (sarakasi ya Jamhuri)

    Only rich people drink soda!
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    What's the best phone in Kenya under Ksh. 15000

    I agree, but get the latest in the series, Redmi 13c
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