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Everyday is nyege day for me. I hate being poor and ugly.

Hii sio shida, kile peasants kama mimi tunataka ni data at affordable prices. I get 50 GBs for Kes. 1000 from Telkom while at the same price Safaricon wananipatia 7 GBs pekee.

Sasa ulikaa hapo ukiwa umevaa mask for two hours?

You forgot the qualifier average juu @Kush Yule Mnono would feel left out and insulted.

Does she qualify as a serial killer?

Does he have a friend who "Smokes wid cigarettes"?

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That and the West. Immediately ashaanza kuwa anti-gay as if that is the biggest problem we have in Kenya.

This is just a farce to clear her name before she is appointed to some parastatal.

Where does Oscar Sudi fit in that hypothesis?

Wakitangaza saa hii ati Raila ndiye mshindi, lazima Kenya kitanuka. Watu wanafaa kukubali matokeo tu, maisha yaendelee. Pia Uhuru walisema ana pesa kwa hiyo hakutakuwa na ufisadi katika serikali yake lakini matokea tuliyaona sote. Hadi watu wa familia yake walitajwa kama washiriki wakuu. I don't...

Did Joseph Stalin Say, ‘It’s Not the People Who Vote That Count …’? One version of a famous quote about those who count the votes determining the outcome of an election is attributed to Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin in his secretary's memoir. David Emery Published 15 October 2016...

The only reason people were openly critical of Uhuru's government is because Ruto was the semi-opposition leader while still in the government. Now he may become the opposition leader na watu will go to the default settings za protect your side at all costs.

Leteni BETS, pesa sio shida.

Let's see how Raila likes his own medicine.

Unaeza pata huyu msee alikua amespray hutu tumarashi twa soo akijiambia anaenda kuona Magoha. His confidence is ruined.

Azimio candidate in Mombasa governorship ni Sharrif Nassir.

Sonko alikosea nani juu hata Obado hafanyiwi madharau hivi?

Ni fundi wa simu na wateja walishindwa kulipa wakaziwacha.

I like it a lot. It's funny.